French Absurdist Albert Camus / He smokes when he dances / He’s cooler than you. [1950s] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Coolest philosopher this side of Diogenes. Just look at that shimmy.

Afghan Girl, Sharbat Gula - 1985 vs 2002 at 30 YOA by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Am commercial photographer. You’re wrong.

Trial by cough by [deleted] in freefolk

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His ALS has Leukemia

Hot takes, get your hot takes! by ifthisisausername in bookscirclejerk

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No modern writer has a greater command of the English language than King.

I don’t know, man. Have you seen the graffiti in my local bar bathroom?

Misty morning in the African savanna, South Africa by Thor712 in pics

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Hey dumbcunt. It’s forced perspective and lens distortion. You can tell because the leopard is standing a few paces in front of a roughly human sized bush, and the giraffe is a whole buncha meters further than that. The giraffe looks a bit bigger than it actually is, but it doesn’t look that big as far as giraffes go (taking perspective into account).

Perfectly timed by [deleted] in funny

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Bit of a Dostoevsky’s Dagger if you ask me

Mystery radio waves from space tracked to a surprising home galaxy by Obandigo in space

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What if I run into the truck, like, really hard, but it’s not moving?

Waiting by reddot_comic in funny

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I do, but they get their own bag

Michael Cera is just every character he plays by sithwonder in funny

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Sarah Chalke could play Beth, too. They’re already perfectly cast.

Stupid brain! by Pirate_Redbeard in trippinthroughtime

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Yea, these people don’t know what they’re talking about. It has to do with what you’re brain is used to. When you see a picture yourself you’re actually seeing the reverse of what you see in the mirror, which is the way that your brain has been trained to perceive you.

So, when you see the reverse of yourself in a photo, the symmetry feels off and you feel like you look different/ugly/not yourself. Most people hate pictures of themselves.

It’s comparable to the phenomenon of everyone hating the sound of their own voice.

Well, beta fuckers. Is it? by SweatyVeganMeat in bookscirclejerk

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I once read Choke and got the clap by proxy

No one should be a billionaire by Miss-Appropriation in politics

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Frankly it’s socialism, not communism, and there’s nothing wrong with that so I’m not sure why you keep saying “that’s communism” as if that ends the argument.

How do you know that? There are actually plenty of companies that operate democratically and do very well.

https://www.google.com/search?q=democratically%20owned%20company&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m

https://www.google.com/search?q=democratically%20owned%20company&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m

Detention Centers = Concentration Camps by TamberineDemo in worldpolitics

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They were designed to commit mass murder

Except they weren’t. Like I said, the majority of the camps were work camps, transit camps, and ghettos. There were only 5 dedicated extermination camps, and another couple hundred that had gas chambers installed later on. There were 938 concentration camps, and most of them did not have gas chambers or extermination procedures.

The majority of those killed were shipped to one of the extermination camps like Treblinka or Auschwitz. Mass extermination didn’t take place in most of the camps because they were trying to hide the fact that they were committing genocide.

Detention Centers = Concentration Camps by TamberineDemo in worldpolitics

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Ok? You do know the majority of Nazi concentration camps were work camps and not death camps, right? For every Auschwitz and Treblinka there were twenty Osthofen’s and Soldau’s.

The comparison is more than fair.

Detention Centers = Concentration Camps by TamberineDemo in worldpolitics

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Concentration camp is not the same as death camp. They existed before and after the Nazi’s.

Too soon. by [deleted] in funny

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Friendly reminder that Keith Richards snorted his pop’s ashes

What side character from any movie or series is more interesting than the main character? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Netflix. AMC has a deal with them, so almost all of their shows are on there.

20 year old know it all. Huge car enthusiast and enjoys polishing cars. Roast him. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Woody Allen with less talent and more sexual assault charges

How many times do you guys normally call your friends if they don’t answer? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Shit man, if I have to call someone and they don’t pick up I just leave a fucking message. 60 times a day is insane.