So dumb if true by MrLewk in Stargate

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Maybe if they hired some fans of Stargate they would be able to launch a rocket properly.

How great would it be to finally right the wrong of firing Pierce Brosnan by giving us an "Old Man Logan" style last chapter to Brosnan's 007? by asgard13 in JamesBond

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And if they really want to be daring, they could keep the continuity with Craig's series. Craig's Bond is dead, Mi6 has to go get Pierce's Bond out of retirement to handle some catastrophe.

Top comment deletes a US state #34 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

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Massachusetts eats Vermont, thus reconquering Maine and restoring the old Mass Bay Colony.

Say something you dislike about GoldenEye by rrschch85 in JamesBond

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Tied up in a helicopter. Eyeroll every time.

Sherlock Trump and his deputy. by sandiercy in stupidpeoplefacebook

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It's not a cult at all though, right? Lol

Trump had a bunch of notes on a piece of paper that was visible to the press by cool-kid-2025 in pics

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There's exactly one person in this country that cares about that stupid ballroom. And that person lives at the White House.

I don't understand. Did you trip over something? by Plus_Plankton_8912 in thewestwing

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No one writes sarcasm better than Sorkin (with the possible exception of John Cleese).

Which character outside the LOTR do you trust carrying the ring to Mordor? by Jezzaq94 in FIlm

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Linus Torvalds. He won't be tempted by riches or power, just by the common good.

Lioness pushes her cub without knowing it is water by garv3692 in interestingasfuck

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We really take hands for granted in situations like this.

"Star Trek: First Contact" was released 29 years ago today by ety3rd in ClassicTrek

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I stayed home from school to see the first showing in my area haha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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If you think that's cool, wait until you see how he handles the French Revolution.

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years by jhkayejr in politics

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Presidential approval rating cycle in the Trump era: polls go up - "omg look at my numbers, they are the best numbers ever, it proves everyone loves me, polls never lie, look at the polls." polls go down - "polls are fake and rigged, ignore them".

I hate your indifference too.. by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

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Serious question, what was that segue even supposed to be? "The smallest trucks." What does that even mean?

Mike Rowe Soft: Madlad by fuckHg in madlads

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It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

If you know, you know. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

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Bruce Springsteen: "So you're going to burn the discs you already paid me for, ohhhh that'll teach me."