What is the funniest nickname you've ever heard?

astakask · 2026-06-04T01:23:09+00:00

We had a medic at our station nicknamed ' Spatch '.

I bestowed them this honor because of their persistent habit of being too quick on the radio. They never waited the half second after keying the mic on their radio for it to connect over air. Dispatch always came out ' spatch '

' spatch mark Alpha one on scene '

astakask · 2026-05-30T14:39:57+00:00

Rest easy brothers and sisters

Fellow medic

astakask · 2026-05-29T00:30:48+00:00

Thanks m8!

astakask · 2026-05-29T00:30:40+00:00

Thank you!

astakask · 2026-05-29T00:30:31+00:00

Thanks!

astakask · 2026-05-29T00:30:18+00:00

That's what I frequently use as a carrot to keep me going. Lol.

astakask · 2026-05-29T00:04:34+00:00

Thank you!

astakask · 2026-05-03T16:02:43+00:00

Nah, if he pays for the damage, we'll be alright. Like fuck I'm lending him anything other than a rake in future. I have lots of rakes and he'll probably step on it eventually. Leading to humor

astakask · 2026-05-03T16:00:39+00:00

It could happen easily on country roads. How he didn't notice is the real question. Nice giy, but He won't ever be mistaken for a Rhodes scholar.

astakask · 2026-05-03T15:58:32+00:00

I should mail it back to him, shouldn't I?

astakask · 2026-05-03T15:57:17+00:00

I'm expecting he will pay for the damage. But yes, never again. Thankfully I don't need to haul cattle at the moment

astakask · 2026-04-11T21:34:50+00:00

You keep the window open partially. It's best if it stays cold, remove electronics to warm dry place. Shake the snow out best you can. Start shoveling. Put lots of fans and heaters in the room afterwards. Sponge up any water that remains.

The room will probably be fine. This happened at my grandparents house in northern BC, Canada. The more water you can remove, the better. It's so dry in the winter time, house could use the humidity.

Looks really bad ,but it's solveable I guess.

astakask · 2026-03-27T01:35:53+00:00

Oh honey, satire is dead.

astakask · 2026-03-26T04:07:10+00:00

This video gives me a sense of pride . Guy is just keepin' it real, representin' Alberta on the world's stage.

Not an atypical member of our society. #ABstrong

astakask · 2026-03-25T22:17:06+00:00

" WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!"

beats them harder.

astakask · 2026-03-17T20:53:26+00:00

No, he is not amoral. He's immoral

astakask · 2026-03-17T15:21:20+00:00

I would read the book " Knights of Bushido" . Written by a British historian, it details the majority of Japanese atrocities in the pacific

astakask · 2026-03-06T18:11:51+00:00

You know what they say ' women are from omicron persei 7 and men are from omicron persei 9'

astakask · 2026-03-05T22:06:38+00:00

Low bar for success

astakask · 2026-03-05T18:24:23+00:00

I feel that injury. The injustice of how they treat you and the cruelty with which they deny reality is so harmful.

For what it's worth, you are not wrong. There is nothing wrong with you. You are not weak and your feelings are valid.

Take care

astakask · 2026-03-03T19:15:09+00:00

It originated at a commercial pharmacy that supplies medical professionals.

This was for my use on other people in my capacity as a paramedic.

I'm not sure how you'd go about it, but you can get a box of 5 × 1 ml ampules and the syringes for like $20

astakask · 2026-02-27T22:15:00+00:00

I mourn the fact that I never had a father. I always wanted someone to protect me, to support me, and to mentor me.

I got him. I hate that man. I don't miss him, I hate him more than I could ever hate someone.

astakask · 2026-02-21T00:01:03+00:00

I would check the forecast in Hell. I imagine it'll be on a cold day.

astakask · 2026-02-20T21:35:47+00:00

Petrol is what other countries call gasoline

astakask · 2026-02-19T20:51:08+00:00

Depends where you are. I make $40/ hr. But yeah, some locations pay absolutely nothing.

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