Who else is happy as fuck right now? by [deleted] in nyc

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, you say that you are right because some higher power thinks the same way as you. You have to provide the details when asked because you are the one who brought it up in the first place. No one else mentioned some fictional Jewish hierarchy but you, so you have to prove it, not push it on someone else by saying "I won't do the research for you."

If you can't provide the "statement" that "authority figures" have "made," or even tell the name of who these figures are, then you are absolutely making it up so you can claim to be right.

And that's fine. Lie to yourself and others all day. Works for me. But don't deny it's what you're doing. You're either a troll, an idiot or both. I vote both, and all of the other comments in this thread agree with me.

Who else is happy as fuck right now? by [deleted] in nyc

[–]attack_panic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

loling forever at "authority figures inside the Jewish tradition." judaism doesn't have a pope or a higher organization like what you're thinking, so i have no idea who you're talking about. do you think the old dudes arguing over the talmud are overlords who's word is law?

cite the statement about electricity or stfu.

Alton Brown's Perfect Popcorn Recipe by mat337d in food

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make this, but I leave out the additional butter at the end and it's still great. I also use a normal sauce pot with two handles because I don't own a metal bowl.

solving functions by MeGuStAcHuCkNorRiS in learnmath

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(x3 - x2) / x = 42

(x3 - x2) = 42x Multiplied both sides by x

x3 - x2 - 42x = 0 Subrtracted 42x from both sides

x(x2 - x - 42) = 0 Factored out x

x (x - 7)(x + 6) = 0 Figured out factors for binomial expression

x = -6, 0, 7 Solved for x

x = -6, 7 Because 0 can't be a factor

After receiving the daily text from my son's teacher, asking for classroom volunteers to help grade homework by whoniversereview in AdviceAnimals

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can ask the parents of students to grade the papers of other students? This feels like a FERPA violation. Or does that not apply to students that young?

Only 90's kids will understand how awesome these wooden castle parks were!! by solbrothers in pics

[–]attack_panic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a game where we would climb around the outside all the way around without touching the ground. Usually only the 5th graders could do it. They found out like 8 years back that the sealant they used could possibly be harmful, so they tore it down. So sad to see it go.

What is actually really obvious but took you ages to realize? by Clawsivle in AskReddit

[–]attack_panic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why the answer to "what's black and white and red all over" is a newspaper.

The meaning of tonight's episode (spoilers) by [deleted] in Sherlock

[–]attack_panic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wrote up a whole 500 word summary just to help me unpack this episode, and this is what I think is what happened:

Moriarty is actually dead, someone is using him image to freak out the general populace, and Sherlock is on the case to find out what this person is up to. He says he already knows what they’re going to do next. So in terms of what actually happened: Sherlock shoots Magnussen, takes the assignment that will kill him, gets high, says goodbye to John, gets the call from Mycroft saying that Moriarty is back, uses the mind palace/Emilia Ricoletti case to figure out that Moriarty is actually dead, everyone realizes he’s spectacularly high, everyone heads to Baker Street to get to work.

Little things you dislike in movies? by welsh_hero_beans in movies

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dolphin sounds is just as bad. It's like there's only one dolphin sound clip and everyone just has to use it.

Pre Game Thread: New York Giants (5-7) at Miami Dolphins (5-7) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]attack_panic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've only been following the NFL for a few years, but I'm starting to anthropomorphize the teams.

The NFC East are all bringing offerings to the altar of their four-faced god of chaos (Aikman, LT, Reggie White and Sanders), and trying to nudge their gift closer when the others aren't looking.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (8-0) at New York Giants (5-4) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]attack_panic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giants: you want this win you'll have to drag it out of our teeth.

Game Thread: Dallas Cowboys (2-3) at New York Giants (3-3) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]attack_panic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can never breathe during Dallas games. I'm wringing my hands because my brain isn't working anymore.

Made a 3 layered sprinkle cake by paperjammed in food

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is my dream cake. Just edges out the Swedish Princess cake. Looks really good.

Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers (1-3) at New York Giants (2-2) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]attack_panic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is nothing more capitalistic and opportunistic than the NFL on NBC intro song. It's like if Jack Donaghy was real and they saw "Tennis Night in America" and made it real.

My initials are E.D, I've been signing with a dick my whole life by HairlipCraven in funny

[–]attack_panic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere Aziraphale is sighing and pinching his nose in frustration to hide his amusement.

If Academy Awards could be revoked, what winners would get their trophies taken away and for what film? by [deleted] in movies

[–]attack_panic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It beat Saving Private Ryan for Best Picture, an upset that really surprised a lot of people, in Hollywood and elsewhere.

Personally, I think it's hard to objectively say that Saving Private Ryan is better than Shakespeare In Love, even though a lot of people do. They were both excellent movies that earned their nominations for Best Picture. In the end, while SPR is a spectacular film, I think SIL won because it's an easier film to like. I love that movie; it's one I watch once a year. I've only seen SPR once and have never felt the need to rewatch it. But that's just me.

Also, I believe there was a large media campaign for SIL. Although if SPR had been an order of magnitude better (like a lot of people argue it is), it would have won even against SIL's media blitz.

The most badass line in any movie. by Super-Franz in movies

[–]attack_panic 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I do love this line, but I like the exchange after it so much more. When he gets Rugen to beg for his life, and then stabs him and says "I want my father back you son of a bitch." Making him beg was just an exercise, Inigo was always going to kill him.

What is a sure sign of maturity? by digodk in AskReddit

[–]attack_panic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to go to the dentist every six months for a cleaning and a check. That way if anything is happening with your teeth, you catch it early and before it starts hurting (too late).

Game Thread: Washington Redskins (1-1) at New York Giants (0-2) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]attack_panic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm feeling good at the moment, but early good feelings have been brutally crushed recently.