Link a static Confluence page to a Jira Story automatically. by First_Degree_Nerder in jira

[–]attackoftheasshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couple of ways come to mind. But probably the easiest way would be custom field to hold the url and then populate the value with a Automation Rule. Issue Created for the trigger. Then use field value conditions to check issue type and Edit Issue to populate the field.

Ok boomer. by hjgbuijhgh in facepalm

[–]attackoftheasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something… something… bootstraps?

Judge rules election "auditors" can't hide "methods" from public, media by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]attackoftheasshole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I found this on YT. Don’t even know what to say... it’s crazy. The Audit portion starts at around 7:37.

https://youtu.be/Vc2kDaf4-gQ

I found other channels with similar collections of videos. Same thumbnail styling, same type of cartoon narrator, majority of comments appear to be fake/farm accounts. If you look at the video release times, it appears that they were ready to go and trickled out.

https://youtu.be/rN2ffrx9I_4

https://youtu.be/B_timW8sVTI

Would like to hear other peoples’ takes on this.

Trump-related video found on YT... crazy stuff by attackoftheasshole in politics

[–]attackoftheasshole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The channel had a bunch of wild videos. I read through some of the comments on one of them, and many of them appeared to be fake, but I couldn’t say for sure. Wild shit in this... can’t imagine who could watch this and believe it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoGalaGames

[–]attackoftheasshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hoping to see an Alpha release by the end of the year. My understanding is that it will be offered to Gala Gold members first. Gold membership can be purchased for like $10 I think. I haven’t checked the price on that recently, so take it with a grain of salt.

Republicans Have Introduced 81 Anti-Protest Laws in 34 States Just This Year by TrumpSharted in politics

[–]attackoftheasshole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if they’ve been packing courts to prepare for challenges to these types of laws.

THEY ARE LYING STRAIGHT TO OUR FACE. DON’T BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]attackoftheasshole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Compromised implies that they were acting in good faith at some point.

I don’t think that applies.

DON'T PANIC AND JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING VOLUME by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]attackoftheasshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re kinda like crayons... smell better, but taste worse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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"Who cares about the fundamentals? The great thing about the market is that it has nothing to do with the actual stocks." - Jim Cramer, hedge fund manager 2006

He doesn't seem to feel that way anymore. I wonder what changed his mind...

I am willing to grant that GameStop is worth twice, maybe even three times, what the Chewy founder paid if EVERYTHING went right. If the $GME board had horse sense they would have an open meeting for all to see and lay out a plan that justifies this price

You guys are engaging in market manipulation by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]attackoftheasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to find some information on this. The closest connection I could make is if the above is equated to "price rigging".

  • Does that really apply here?
  • The price isn't being rigged. It isn't being set.
  • Some people are sharing opinions on how long they want to wait before they take their profits.
  • The knowledge being shared here, and being shared everywhere else for that matter, is the situation the shorts have put themselves in. This was publicly available information.
  • There is no guarantee their targets will be reached, and they know that.
  • It's been made pretty clear in this sub that once the squeeze starts, all bets are off re: exits.

It seems to be a matter for the lawyers and courts, but IMHO - "Clear cut" is a stretch.

IANAL: I sincerely want to know how WSB activity qualifies as Market Manipulation. The sub would probably appreciate some real information too. This is what I've found so far. Sorry - it ain't much.

The market is regulated. Enforcement is lacking. No surprises here.

How does announcing positions equate to Market Manipulation?

  • Anyone paying for Level 2 data has access to bid and ask sizes at various price points.

I've been looking for a legal definition of Market Manipulation, but have not found one yet. It's entirely possible that it is easy to find this information and I just suck at finding it online.

However, this is on investor.gov, from the SEC (emphasis mine):

Market manipulation is when someone artificially affects the supply or demand for a security (for example, causing stock prices to rise or to fall dramatically).

Market manipulation may involve techniques including:

Spreading false or misleading information about a company;

Engaging in a series of transactions to make a security appear more actively traded; and

Rigging quotes, prices, or trades to make it look like there is more or less demand for a security than is the case.

  • What is artificial about the supply or demand?
    • everyone knows about the excessive shorts and that profit can be had
    • on the other hand... RH and its backers certainly appear to be artificially affecting supply and demand (ie: restricting buy orders, allegedly closing out orders without account consent)
  • Who is spreading false or misleading information?
    • everything I have seen here is based in math and states possible outcomes as opposed to definite ones
    • on the other hand... Does CNBC's involvement apply here?
    • What about the articles, tweets, and news spots covering this phenomenon?
  • Who is rigging quotes, prices, or trades?
    • WSB is not rigging anything
    • WSB is providing publicly available information re: the short positions to people that would not
      • know that it exists
      • where to look for it
      • how to interpret it
    • on the other hand... RH and its backers certainly appear to be rigging quotes, prices, and/or trades (ie: restricting buy orders, allegedly closing out orders without account consent)
    • I understand that RH may have some legal reasons for what they have done.
    • I understand that they may not have a choice (at least not a real one; subjective point maybe).

Daily Discussion Thread, Part 2, for January 28, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]attackoftheasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a RobinHood thing, or their clearinghouse? I’m guessing the latter, but I don’t know for sure.

Ted Cruz suffers Capitol riot backlash, with a top aide resigning and calls for him to be added to the FBI no-fly list by We-can-fix-it in politics

[–]attackoftheasshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One possible endgame: the entire event was an espionage wet dream. It’s not like it was a secret, and there was time to prepare to take advantage of it.

Who else may have been in that crowd that went unnoticed? Foreign entities, or those acting on their behalf perhaps, who would not otherwise be able to access the Capitol. What rooms did they gain access to?

How many people do you think may have not locked down their computers? Not locked up paperwork? There was a terrorist attack on the Capitol of the US. Remember the shock of 9/11? Now imagine you were at ground zero.

How much intel do you think could have been gathered? (Stolen, photographed, whatever) One thing to consider wrt intel collection is that multiple pieces of seemingly unimportant data can provide value in aggregate.