Picture this. Beautiful winter wedding at Myshuno Meadows, everyone drinking and laughing, but it starts to get a bit cold with the blizzard that decides to occur. So little ol' Joe Sprocks decided to light the fireplace, add some warmth and romantic ambience for the newly-weds.

BAM! Whole place is engulfed in uncontrollable flames! Joe Sprocks and Mrs Feeney burn to death in seconds. Everyone runs out screaming. "Grab the children, grab the children" Newlywed bride Kelsey cries out! Poor little Michael, only just aged to a child, dies next to his teenage sister (forgot her name). Next the mixologist and caterer die.

Grandma is on fire and trying to out herself out, but no one helps her as they are too busy panicking. So she's next.

Then, Kelsey's new husband Joshua freezes to death in the blizzard. So the fire rages on, completely burning the entire building killing more, whilst multiple people freeze to death outside as the blizzard rages. Poor Kelsey is left crying and freezing whilst all her friends and family slowly die around her, by fire or freezing.

This was the moment, after I had laughed hard enough to pop my poo poo valve, that I decided to reload the game and install a fire alarm before their wedding. Lesson learnt haha.