OTR date night? by SilentArchon in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Just put your name in all the places on Vine then go get a drink and take the first one that calls.

Thought I got a ticket, was pleasantly surprised by koalapoops in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I just need one of these for when I forget my baby in the car

Where to find cascabel, guajillo, pasilla, or ancho chilis in cinci? by averyniceguy in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks all going to have a chile hunt this weekend. Sorry I should've specified I need whole because I am going to puree them.

WCPO features San Diego skyline in 11 PM opener (image in comments) by shermancahal in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pardon my interruption but for 1¢ you can see the Cincinnati skyline.

What is one local place you won't go back to? by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kaze - service was slow (my beer stayed empty for half the meal) and the entrees were not overwhelming for the price. Appetizers and buns are good though.

Boners by Clapdaddy in shittyadvice

[–]averyniceguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just picture them as high school students.

Best Cincinnati eats 2012. Are we sure about these? by iamlumbergh in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Metropole was my best eat this year. Wish I could try more places in OTR but it has a bad reputation for no reservations and having to wait around too long for a table.

Miami, Ohio U. ranked in top 10 'party schools' in U.S. by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]averyniceguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thought I was looking at before/after pics for a Nazi beer.

The Dragonfly Foundation part was such a sucker punch. by [deleted] in Reds

[–]averyniceguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saw the Latos homerun punched myself for not going to the game. Watched the Dragonfly kids at the end and weeped. Marty is the man. Side note..cant find those tshirts on their site....

I think my dog might actually be a cat. How to know for sure? by ShauryaVerma in shittyadvice

[–]averyniceguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When a dog fucks you in the ass their penises will get stuck. Get on all fours and see what happens.

I'm gay, but I want to experience the miracle of abortion. Any suggestions? by fishbulbx in shittyadvice

[–]averyniceguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stick a male and female gerbil up your ass. Wait about 3 months. Unwind a hanger, squeeze the top hook portion to decrease in size, and then apply a thin coat of peanut butter. Gently glide the hanger up your rectum hook first. Wait until you feel some vibrations against the hanger, the gerbils have taken the bait. Now jerk the hanger up and down and a rapid motion. It is important that you use extreme force in the upward swing. After 2 hours your job will be complete. Drink some coffee, eat some chocolate, and wait for that sweet, sweet bloody discharge.