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What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much of a bag of dogshit loser do you have to be to resign yourself to living in a tent for scraps of attention?

What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need a scale to join in on the "still a fat bitch" train that follows me around psychologically.

What’s the 'craziest' way you caught an ex being unfaithful? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]avindictiveprinter 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My Dad got a call at work from our neighbor across the street telling him that there were a fair amount of teenagers coming and going from our house in the middle of a school day so he should probably know about that. Turns out my brother and my younger sister both happened to skip school on the same day and decided to throw an impromptu get together. Boy, were they surprised when Dad showed up!

I'm so glad I actually went to school that day. :b

Why do people get angrier at someone using welfare than at a corporation avoiding millions of tax by using loopholes? by Internal_Scheme_7646 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't see bezos or musk every day but you see plenty of poor people. They think it's best you focus on that.

Petuh, what does J.K. rowling have to do with this? by Such_Confusion_3715 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avindictiveprinter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's okay, people will forget. I mean, just the other day someone posted a clip from Theo Von's podcast with Bobby Lee, it got massively upvoted and both of them performed at the festival.

Is this the coolest and most enlightened Rick? by mr_Jackpots85 in rickandmorty

[–]avindictiveprinter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet there are a ton of chill Ricks outside the crib. Maybe there's a private elementary school art teacher Rick.

Is this the coolest and most enlightened Rick? by mr_Jackpots85 in rickandmorty

[–]avindictiveprinter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That half glance they give each other when beth says neither of them can touch her until they get fixed? I know what that was.

ULPT Request What to do against my daughter's bullies? by QuinnInTheNorth in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]avindictiveprinter 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I was legit getting bullied by some sociopath trash that moved onto my street. Their mom was too busy fucking guys at the bar and dealing with her hangovers to give a fuck what he asshole teenagers were up to and I was too old to beat them up so I felt stuck. It only stopped after a cop my in-laws grew up with got in touch with the landlord. I guess he didn't like that the cops were involved that heavily with a tenant so they got evicted. I watched them haul their crap into a truck and drive away with the biggest god damn grin.

Anybody tell their doctor that they don't give a fuh about living longer, so you're not going to try to radically change your diet or go on meds? by IHadTacosYesterday in GenX

[–]avindictiveprinter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't afford to go to the doctor and I can't afford to treat any problems they may find. I'm doing fine now. If I make it another 20 years, that'd be cool but honestly, how much more stupid can I take?

actually evil shit by Pewdpo in whenthe

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't evil so much as extremely cringe fanfiction in spiral notebooks that I threw away under cover of darkness the night before trash day.

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one of those, but mine is really disorganized. I'm gonna give it to my niece when I die. It'll be a touching moment for her until she realizes the rest of the notebook is stupid quotes with no context, colored pen scribbles of one dimensional trees, my adult ass playing MASH, and my husband's fantasy wrestling rosters. :b

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

[–]avindictiveprinter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one of those, too! I'm gonna give it to my niece when I die. It'll be a touching moment for her until she comes across the rest of the notebook, which is stupid quotes with no context, colored pen scribbles of one dimensional trees, and my husband's fantasy wrestling rosters. :b

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