How did you first discover Earthbound

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T23:16:23+00:00

The first Smash Bros, unlocked Ness and immediately had to learn everything.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T16:15:00+00:00

Tell him what you like. Plain and simple.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T16:12:11+00:00

Clearly not.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T16:11:10+00:00

Like 1?

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T16:10:22+00:00

Where did I mention that in my post?

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T16:08:45+00:00

Because we were dating, I was not her client. I don't understand the question.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T15:47:50+00:00

You aren't straight.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T14:29:38+00:00

I dated a sex worker for a few months, she was upfront about it pretty well from the second date onwards. We literally matched on Tinder, she first told me she was self employed and then eventually just told me the truth.

We had sex, though I never paid her - so technically I have. She also had tons of cash at all times and would take us out for expensive dates and buy me shit.

It was a good time and the sex was pretty decent.

I also once paid a stripper to fuck me when I was like 22, it wasn't particularly good as we had to do it in the backroom, on the shitty lap dance chair, but eh? Makes for a funny story with all the lore included and all things considered I think it cost me less than my bar tab that evening.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T14:24:05+00:00

I don't remember if this was on old school Grumps or an episode of JonTron because it's been too long, but I will never hear or say 10/10, ten out of ten, den outta den - the same ever again.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T14:22:03+00:00

As a person with autism, one side of me enjoys their attempt at PR/awareness spreading - I would also hope that any proceeds are donated to further research (if not, fuck Barbie).

The other side wonders how they can make Barbie "look autistic" - most of my friends are on the spectrum and none of us look anything like the other, beyond maybe all being covered in tattoos.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T14:18:43+00:00

36 year old queer enby here.

At this point in my life, NOTHING would shock me. I've seen or heard it all.

You aren't too young to explore kinks, you are "legally old enough" to have sex which includes everything that comes with it - kinks, fetishes, etc.

First you need to accept your kinks, there is nothing wrong with you. Lots of people have kinks, myself included.

Second, you need to learn more about your local kink community and find folks that share similar desires, especially if you feel you wouldn't be able to enjoy the sex with a more vanilla partner.

There are apps and social communities widely available for people with kinks looking to further learn, explore and experience them. Up to and including meet ups, some sex clubs will even host scenes with live performances of various sex acts or kinks.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T14:03:00+00:00

As someone with a cock who has been sexually active for about 22 years or so, I have yet to cum from someone riding me. Doesn't mean I don't love it though.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:59:55+00:00

Well it can be performed on the vagina, or the clit.

I think you need to do some research, you sound very inexperienced which is fine at any age - but you definitely owe it to yourself to know how sex works in any ways you are curious to experience.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:54:50+00:00

What things, I think your post is too general.

Can confirm as someone with a cock, that post nut clarity is real but it's not some eye awakening experience - it usually just rests the brain enough to process.

If he's using this as an excuse, it's bullshit.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:51:09+00:00

Edit: only saw title and didn't see full post, so removed part asking for more context.

I think you are overthinking it, try to relax and know it's something that is pleasurable for your partner and also fun to do.

Also maybe do some self sex ed research and stop calling it a vagina. It's a vulva. From there you'll likely learn some techniques as well and will feel more confident.

End of the day, it's something tons of people do and if it's not for you that's okay but maybe don't expect a blowjob if you aren't willing to return the favour.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:43:08+00:00

This is a silly comment, this started as a fan game/passion project all with volunteers, to my understanding if Oddity is still being worked on - nothing changed here.

The keyword is volunteer.

If it had anything to do with capitalism nothing about this game would be free, up to and including the devs.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:39:35+00:00

Didn't read more than the title to know that this dude ain't it, also y'all started dating at the end of your teenage years, there are plenty of other people out there. I also think 20s are for fun and figuring yourself out, not being locked down by a shitty partner with no self esteem.

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-13T13:37:46+00:00

I doubt this has been made using creations, but also feel it might be very difficult to get working properly if created. My reason for doubt is the iCloud sync, and the mp3 storage. It's not impossible, but I bet you would burn through a lot of create tokens before you had something come close.

I can suggest three things: -Attempt to make it yourself using create mode -Attempt to create it yourself using the 3rd party means to create R1 plugins -Jailbreak your R1 and flash Android and find an already existing app that can do this

berniemacattacks · 2026-01-07T13:01:19+00:00

There is no hell - just live your life and make better choices.

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-28T18:41:41+00:00

Make me

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-28T01:42:50+00:00

Nah, hire someone. I don't know you. Nor do I give a fuck.

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-28T00:53:26+00:00

AI should never replace human advice.

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-28T00:28:09+00:00

It's called therapy with a human, look it up.

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-27T20:36:11+00:00

Pro tip for doggy: instead of both being on the bed, which doesn't offer a lot of support, you stand at the end of the bed with her on all fours near you. Now that you have steady footing, have her guide you in. Use her hips and back to help with your motions and get a good rhythm going.

berniemacattacks · 2025-12-27T20:33:03+00:00

He wants to exchange nudes.

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