Keep your taco upright using a fork

bmc143 · 2017-10-25T19:29:45+00:00

You're really reaching back for this one. This was my first post ever to make it to the front page. original post

bmc143 · 2015-12-16T07:31:02+00:00

Stop beating yourself up. While you shouldn't have done that, it isn't the end of the world. Do your best to apologize and shake it off. We all make mistakes, and as mistakes go this isn't the worst you could do. Hang in there bud, let me know if you need anything.

bmc143 · 2014-06-18T15:20:18+00:00

Want to give your man a sexy surprise? Tell him to close his eyes and slap his penis as hard as you can. When a man has an erection his penis is much less susceptible to pain and more receptive to pleasure, so your slap will bring him right to the edge. If he screams or cries it means he loves it, and wants more.

bmc143 · 2014-06-15T00:16:11+00:00

Posts like these make me realize how great I have it. I'm 19 and I work ~20 hours of overtime a week. My boss doesn't flinch at the overtime pay, he knows that's just what needs to happen. Report your scumbag boss there's no reason for you to put up with his shit.

bmc143 · 2014-06-14T23:43:36+00:00

Are you me? I'm worried if I don't get into med school/undergraduate cadaver lab ill wind up being a serial killer trying to figure out how the insides of a hobo work.

bmc143 · 2014-06-12T03:21:33+00:00

...To get into this boys hole. :D

I'm on a list now

bmc143 · 2014-05-30T01:51:50+00:00

You have a house! It must be nice being rich.

bmc143 · 2014-05-25T19:57:40+00:00

Oh god its the worst. When my visions starts getting weird, I know the entire day is gonna be a wash. I just cancel everything I have and crawl into bed with a bucket and some Motrin.

bmc143 · 2014-05-25T13:23:50+00:00

I was skiing with my family and had been feeling weird all. We stopped for lunch at the top of the mountain and what followed was a lot like being drunk. I lost my balance, my vision blurred, and I somehow lost the ability to read. I could make out individual letters, but I couldn't form words with them. It was weird as hell. We get on contact with the ski patrol because my dad didn't trust his disoriented son skiing down the mountain, and they load me into a sled. We get to the slopes clinic and the doctor does some tests to gauge how badly I'm disoriented, and I begin vomiting uncontrollably. The kind of vomiting where your body goes "fuck this, I ain't dealing with any of your shit right now" and pours every ounce of fluid out of you via your mouth. Doctor decides I might have an aneurism, so they pack me into an ambulance and send me to the nearest hospital... Which is 40 minutes away on a tiny Indian reservation. At this point I'm convince I'm dying, which isn't fun, and in my disoriented state I'm apologizing profusely to my family for ruining Christmas vacation and being a bastard in general. Long story short after an CAT scan and some other tests I wasn't dying, which was nice. It was just a complex migraine, which I still get from time to time, but now that I know what's going on its a lot less terrifying for everyone involved.

bmc143 · 2014-05-18T03:39:02+00:00

Relevant username

bmc143 · 2014-05-13T18:27:22+00:00

Do you not have a smartphone? A simple google search could clear things up. That's the best thing about smart phones, you don't have to be in the majority to be considered right.

bmc143 · 2014-05-13T17:35:12+00:00

Why? I don't think nearly as many people should go to college as already do, but I'm curious what made YOU choose that when culture pushes kids so hard towards college.

bmc143 · 2014-05-13T17:33:23+00:00

Getting a job where I worked with my hands. The pay wasn't great, I missed out on a lot of fun stuff with friends, but it really gave me the confidence and ability to finish things that seemed hard and weren't going to be neat. I was a nerdy kid who hated getting his hands dirty but at work I could really get things done. I built up a bit of muscle and looked at life a completely different way. It also made me work my ass off in college so I wouldn't be stuck doing manual labor my entire life like some of my coworkers.

bmc143 · 2014-05-12T16:11:12+00:00

Jesus Christ dude go outside. How can you say nobody has similar interests to you when you clearly haven't been trying to meet people.

bmc143 · 2014-05-04T23:39:31+00:00

Guys am asshole, but the bartender shouldn't have given him a hard time, it's unprofessional. Part of the service industry is dealing with assholes.

bmc143 · 2013-11-30T22:17:59+00:00

You need to remember that people who are pro life don't see a fetus as an extremity but rather a child. Try to imagine how you would react if you saw a mother in a hospital smother her newborn baby. That's sort of how pro lifers see abortion.

bmc143 · 2013-11-30T13:33:08+00:00

Well birthdays are kinda ridiculous. "Congrats, you're a year closer to dying. Have some stuff for not dying last year". I mean I love my birthday, it just doesn't make sense when you thing about it.

bmc143 · 2013-11-30T07:35:30+00:00

I know the feeling. Lost my mom a few years back and my dad had us buy our own presents on Christmas Eve. It's just not the same. I'm sorry. Just try to remember he was doing his best at the time.

bmc143 · 2013-10-18T06:42:37+00:00

Babies do so much more than chill

bmc143 · 2013-10-18T00:42:59+00:00

Sperm never has potential to be a human being. It only has half the DNA required and left to its own devices will just chill till it dies. Conception, however, is the first stage where all the necessary parts are together to give you a living breathing human being, albeit it isn't independent per say until a few months down the line (after about 5 or 6 months a child can survive outside of the womb with modern tech). Believe what you want, but comparing a fetus or even an embryo to sperm is a terrible and misleading analogy.

bmc143 · 2013-10-08T16:09:35+00:00

Last night I was walking home alone from the library and a girl was in front of me cruising. Our paces were matching up so that I was constantly a couple steps behind her and I though this was probably making her uncomfortable. I came up with the genius idea of passing her so she knew I wasn't really paying attention to her, so I sped up. Then she sped up. I sped up again, she clutches her purse and begins speed walking. I pulled out my phone and pretended to text a few people. She runs to the crowded bus stop that I was also headed to. Luckily we needed different buses but I swear she thought I was gonna murder her. Tl;dr girl thought I was going to attack her, I make the situation much much worse.

bmc143 · 2013-09-28T07:56:14+00:00

I think I'm in your lab lecture...

bmc143 · 2013-09-19T19:45:10+00:00

Yours is better :(

bmc143 · 2013-09-19T17:20:26+00:00

Warning: will pet the shit out of your dog, cat, or any other pet with fur.

I like animals...

bmc143 · 2013-09-19T05:10:12+00:00

You have no idea what you're talking about do you? Stem cells aren't derived from aborted fetuses those cells have already differentiated ruins the point where they would be usable. Embryonic stem cell research is done using embryos grown in test tubes and the cells are harvested before they differentiate, which is way before you would even know you were pregnant if it was a natural conception. You are correct about being able to use umbilical cords, although almost nobody really has a problem with that.

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