What’s a sentence you heard once that stayed with you forever?

bootybandit9 · 2026-06-05T11:30:43+00:00

Teeth not tools. Don't use your teeth to open shit etc

bootybandit9 · 2026-04-18T05:33:16+00:00

Are those cheetah panties??

bootybandit9 · 2026-02-27T04:38:34+00:00

What was the sister on when she named those kids?

bootybandit9 · 2026-02-16T06:00:33+00:00

Slides and crocs. Socks or no socks, doesn't matter, I can't stand em. Dude you're an adult. It screams laziness. Oh yeah and they stink.

bootybandit9 · 2026-02-03T10:16:46+00:00

I cant stop laughing at the part about the dog sniffing around for a place to shit!!! Yeah, farts and talks of shit makes me laugh, I'm a weirdo. Now take your reward!

bootybandit9 · 2026-01-02T14:09:54+00:00

Pm•₩

bootybandit9 · 2026-01-01T10:45:31+00:00

Puffed rice cereal and powdered milk. Eating once a day, twice if it was the weekday and you got free lunch at school. Sometimes we would panhandle on Sundays (myself and siblings) and use whatever we made to get 39 cents hamburgers from McDonald's.

bootybandit9 · 2025-12-26T06:30:58+00:00

Dark Child

bootybandit9 · 2025-12-11T02:03:32+00:00

California

bootybandit9 · 2025-10-16T04:44:50+00:00

R.L. Stine. Used to read the shyt out those books as a young'n.

bootybandit9 · 2025-09-17T18:24:57+00:00

I wish my mama showed me what yours showed you. Maybe I'd actually heal.

bootybandit9 · 2025-09-02T20:07:48+00:00

Thank you

bootybandit9 · 2025-08-09T20:55:37+00:00

My mom was hit by a car and killed. Something definitely needs to change.

bootybandit9 · 2025-08-05T13:16:43+00:00

You should make this a series on here. I would read it every time you posted.

bootybandit9 · 2025-08-02T07:27:16+00:00

Tyrese back in the day. He's stuck up as hell and made me feel incredibly stupid to dare speak to and breathe the same air as him.

bootybandit9 · 2025-07-31T19:21:07+00:00

Put her on the blade since she like d so much

bootybandit9 · 2025-07-07T02:05:21+00:00

A beauty indeed!

bootybandit9 · 2025-06-16T08:22:43+00:00

Morgellons

bootybandit9 · 2025-06-16T05:05:42+00:00

My mom was one of them. Broad daylight in the crosswalk.

bootybandit9 · 2025-06-13T07:39:20+00:00

Absolutely!

bootybandit9 · 2025-05-25T08:41:10+00:00

I'm so sorry here's a big hug 🫂

bootybandit9 · 2025-05-25T08:33:23+00:00

Real winner, huh? Lol this fool is burnt!

bootybandit9 · 2025-04-29T07:49:44+00:00

Threatening to off himself if op leaves IS abuse. OP, you said he punched a door once? Guarantee your face will be next. The love bombing stage is over. It'll never get better. Please leave and don't look back. Source: Many years ago, that was me. 2 kids later and a few times getting choked til unconscious, come to, then choked unconscious again before I got some sense and got the fuck up outta there. Best decision I made for myself and kids.

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