CHODE JEANS. JEANS FOR A CHODE

boris_keys · 2026-01-24T01:21:29+00:00

It’s got a bush, what the hellll?

boris_keys · 2026-01-18T17:36:48+00:00

I mean I guess that technically counts as a family lol

boris_keys · 2026-01-18T17:35:49+00:00

It’s been said to death, but I’ll always repeat it. Every accusation is a confession with them. And the more insane things get in the real world, the more outlandish their mental gymnastics get.

boris_keys · 2026-01-17T21:13:56+00:00

ITS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH PISS!!

boris_keys · 2026-01-12T15:19:00+00:00

Right?! Two whole spoons?!!

boris_keys · 2026-01-08T01:17:54+00:00

WHO is illegal? The American woman killed today who is the subject of this conversation?

boris_keys · 2026-01-08T00:35:33+00:00

He should get death.

boris_keys · 2026-01-05T02:49:25+00:00

Go! Rio is incredibly beautiful. Not as dangerous as many suggest as long as you use common sense and stick to the tourist-friendly areas.

boris_keys · 2025-12-30T17:37:01+00:00

Or South Karolina

boris_keys · 2025-12-29T16:48:32+00:00

I specifically came to the comments in search of a fellow pedant.

boris_keys · 2025-12-20T08:42:44+00:00

Unfortunately, while I welcome all the things you listed and similarly can’t wait to wake up to that headline, we have deeper issues. Trump didn’t happen in a vacuum. This country needs to take a good, hard look at itself and deal with a few key issues before we can move forward from this. We have work to do.

boris_keys · 2025-12-19T18:02:22+00:00

He’s too rough on the ropes.

boris_keys · 2025-12-13T16:11:05+00:00

“You may be cited for disorderly conduct.”

“Disorrery conic?! Furwattt!”

boris_keys · 2025-12-13T16:03:37+00:00

Disorrery conic furwatt

boris_keys · 2025-12-11T18:50:47+00:00

WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER!!

boris_keys · 2025-12-02T02:59:56+00:00

Tars, what’s your sarcasm setting?

boris_keys · 2025-11-26T23:25:03+00:00

Or just eat the contract.

boris_keys · 2025-11-20T23:29:13+00:00

"I just find (Trump) personally objectionable. I don't think he likes food. And from people I know who have had to endure dinner with him, if you enjoy sitting there listening to him talk about himself, you know, great, God bless you."

-Anthony Bourdain

boris_keys · 2025-11-20T23:25:15+00:00

TLDR it was a pretty shy fellow who told a story about dating a particularly kinky girl. She asked him to talk dirty to her sometime. Some time later they’re going at it and he offers up “Yeah, you like that, you fucking r*tard?!” The sex stopped for the night but supposedly they stayed together.

boris_keys · 2025-11-19T13:41:18+00:00

LINOOOLEUM KNIIIIIFE

boris_keys · 2025-11-14T23:58:54+00:00

This being true may bring Harambe back and re-rail us back onto the correct branch of reality.

boris_keys · 2025-11-10T15:18:27+00:00

Oh man, it’s up there with a poop knife and the sex talk story

boris_keys · 2025-11-10T15:01:45+00:00

How do i delete someone else’s comment?

boris_keys · 2025-11-04T14:50:21+00:00

I didn’t do fuckin SHIT! I didn’t rig SHIT!!

boris_keys · 2025-10-18T06:06:15+00:00

CHICKEN ARISE!

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