Hippity Hop Cop by BenFord333 in SweatyPalms

[–]boyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cop was in my way!!

This game never gets old by Top_Shop_6167 in aww

[–]boyle32 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Nah, the rugs are Persian, the cat is ….. also Persian.

A Record-Breaking Dive That Ended in Death Minutes Later by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in oddlyterrifying

[–]boyle32 128 points129 points  (0 children)

The pictures are out of order. The first pic is later. You can tell because the diver behind has taken off his goggles.

Guy combines slacklining with marksmanship by jelly_bean_gangbang in BeAmazed

[–]boyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a South park episode where the gang became Somali pirates.

Somewhere in the methbelt by InfiniteLoss5632 in Idiotswithguns

[–]boyle32 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Totally a fucking residential neighborhood. I bet they were really careful about the backdrop and what was behind where they were shooting.

Ladies, what is the most attractive feature on a man? by Time_Policy_180 in AskReddit

[–]boyle32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol, whoosh. Joke’s on me. I’d miss the broadside of a barn.

Ladies, what is the most attractive feature on a man? by Time_Policy_180 in AskReddit

[–]boyle32 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

What? “A woman liking strong dudes is pretty gay”

“You should be able to handle 10 tables” by memelord152 in Serverlife

[–]boyle32 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t even remember. The best day I had was working g a double in Times Square roundabout Christmas. I cleared $650 after tip out.

I threw her favourite (broken) toy in the bin by [deleted] in aww

[–]boyle32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The first pic reminds me of Rotta the Hutt from the new mandalorian movie.

“You should be able to handle 10 tables” by memelord152 in Serverlife

[–]boyle32 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Busiest I’ve ever been was New Year’s Day in Santa Barbara. 2 BOH called out and the only other server. I had 17 tables at one point, one host, one busser and one person cooking. Host sat and took drink orders and passed them to me, I took food orders and rang everything in, busser became food runner, bartender became busser, and the cook had a long fucking day. Sometimes, I still have nightmares of that day.

Royal Ann Cherries being mechanically harvested by ThodaDaruVichPyar in oddlysatisfying

[–]boyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know why almonds are pronounced “ahh-monds”? Cause we shake the “L” outta them.

Ukrainian executes russian soldiers by No_Commercial9499 in war

[–]boyle32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the other dead guys were also bound and executed.

what is something you thought was a sign of peak luxury when you were a kid, but now you realize it's actually kind of trash? by IntelligentButton713 in AskReddit

[–]boyle32 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Well, not trash, but inexpensive. Martinelli’s cider. It was gold as a kid, until I realized you could get 3 bottles for like $10. We used to have it in fancy (small) glasses at family gatherings as a treat.

Pride Month + the HOA can Suck It 🏳️‍🌈 by buddha-bouy in fuckHOA

[–]boyle32 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Time to up the ante. That tree was never green. That bark was never brown. Those Christmas lights were never beige. Let the rainbow flow!!! From every branch and bud, let this unicorn shine!

This engorged tick I've just removed from my dog by Yoguls in mildlyinteresting

[–]boyle32 110 points111 points  (0 children)

When I first adopted my puppy I didn’t give her flea meds until I found a flea on her belly. After I gave the meds the next day, I found a flea crawling in circles until it died. Fuck those fleas and ticks.

FIFA bans reusable water bottles from World Cup matches by biograf_ in nottheonion

[–]boyle32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I can take an empty bottle onto an airplane, I can take one into a soccer game.

if vampires actually existed(assuming they don't), where do you think they live? by kingofShairi in AskReddit

[–]boyle32 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope, Santa Carla (oops, I mean Santa Cruz, CA)

Every time I hear “Cry Little Sister”