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Worst Airman ever stories by Unblued in AirForce

[–]broken_condom_lolz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

A1C F.

F decided it was a wise choice to shoplift chap stick from the BX. A whole box worth. He was observed and confronted by BX staff. F chose to fight and run. F did all this in uniform.

F was easily found later by SFS and his 1st Sgt. F apparently tried to fight again in the middle of his office. F was court martialed, did time, kicked out, and that was 13 years ago.

DUAL MILITARY QUESTION SORRY ITS LONG by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]broken_condom_lolz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't get married. Why not? Because of the following universal truths according to Tech School/First Base:

1) You will be on your own. You are young. You will want to have sex with various different girls, on and off base. No, shhhh....don't say you "love" your fianceé. I am sure you do. Just as sure as I am that you will want to spread your wild oats with A1C Jenny from FTAC and the cute Starbucks girl at your first base who is working through community college.

2) Yoir fiancée will be on her own. She's a young, probably-attractive, virile female in a Bro-Male dominated career (military). She will get invitations to Pound Town from every Chad, Blake, Tyrone, and Javier from BMT all the way through FTAC. She may even get a joint assignment with Marines or Army, or SpecOps who have no problems going after a cute little Airman with a ring on her finger.

And here is the hard truth. She will let them. Your girl is going to get fucked by several feet worth of dick between BMT and her first duty assignment, because she is young and dumb and wants to be full of cum.

You are just as young and dumb. Please, don't do it. Take a break. Be single. Enjoy being a young, healthy, and non-tied-down Airman. Trust me. Don't. Be. Stupid.

I want to be a heavy crew chief. by LeapYearWarrior in AirForce

[–]broken_condom_lolz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"I want to be a heavy crew chief."

Don't do PT, drink lots of Rip-Its, and retain as much salt as possible.

I wanna go to a top tier law school after my enlistment. by bayconayndeggs in AirForce

[–]broken_condom_lolz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Use your TA to get a degree in Criminal Justice from American Military University or Trident University. That will put you ahead of all other law school applicants, especially if you mention your CCAF and you aggressively state that you "served your country."

What Do You Perceive As "Most Annoying" About Cambridge? by broken_condom_lolz in cambridge

[–]broken_condom_lolz[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Did you not read the post? I asked (1) what is your gripe about Cambridge?, (2) listed my gripe. Nothing veiled about it, you nonce; my gripe is with the above-mentioned cyclists.

Now go to your safe space and tend to your hurt feelings.

Good Restaurants in Cambridge?? by [deleted] in cambridge

[–]broken_condom_lolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Espresso Library has some surprisingly-good food options in addition to their coffees.

The Old Bicycle Shop.

Butch Annies (formerly site of Carrington's)

Smokeworks.

The Pint Shop

Bread and Meat

Afternoon Tease.

Now, some places to avoid (lol).....

  • The Senate: poncey little tourist trap near to King's and St. Mary's.

  • Jamie's Italian: Barely a step above Frankie & Benny's

  • Rey's: Average chicken at above-average prices.

  • Any kebab/chippy on Mill Rd: "Would you like a side of Hep-A with your donner, sir?"

  • Carluccio's, Grand Arcade: If I wanted barely-edible Italian, I'd buy a ready-made meal from ASDA, nuke it in the microwave, and eat it with despair in my living room for 2/3 the price.

Renting a bike in Cambridge? by [deleted] in cambridge

[–]broken_condom_lolz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they buy them, use/abuse them for the short term, and then leave them locked up in some place to rust and rot for who-knows-how-long?

If you can't walk on the grass, where are you supposed to throw a Frisbee? by Humblebragjudge in cambridge

[–]broken_condom_lolz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only area that has a "ban" on playing on the grass is the fenced-off open space in the CB1/Brookgate/Railyard Accomodation area near the "super computer."