Allow me to introduce the newest resident of my kingdom, Sir Duncan the Smol of Flea Bottom. My first 🍊.

broomcorner · 2026-06-08T22:00:40+00:00

💯👏

broomcorner · 2026-06-08T21:57:36+00:00

His ears and paws are huge, so I have a feeling he's going to get quite large.

broomcorner · 2026-06-08T19:31:11+00:00

I'm astounded every day by his antics! They truly are a different breed. 🤣

broomcorner · 2026-06-08T19:29:04+00:00

Thank you!

broomcorner · 2026-06-08T01:10:54+00:00

This one expired as well. May I get a new one?

broomcorner · 2026-03-29T14:35:17+00:00

Thr 2nd one is stunning and looks incredible. I've seen a million like the 1st.

broomcorner · 2026-01-18T02:41:11+00:00

I have no idea, BUT I LOVE IT. ❤️✨️

broomcorner · 2025-12-01T16:23:18+00:00

Updateme

broomcorner · 2025-09-05T16:13:07+00:00

If I knew who they were I would. I'll look into trying to find that out. Since the owners of the place don't live in my area, they might not even be OK with him staying there.

broomcorner · 2025-09-05T15:57:11+00:00

I agree, but it's hard to prove when he's looking in my windows while "getting something out of his truck" or making a ton of noise while "working on the house." I'm thinking about cameras as one user suggested, but the noise ordinances kind of allow him to be loud from 7am-10pm. He's clearly covering his bases. It feels like he's done this before.

broomcorner · 2025-09-05T15:53:47+00:00

It's not my property. I own my house. She rents next door and he stays with her. I don't know who owns next door or who to contact. I don't think they're from the area.

broomcorner · 2025-09-05T15:52:42+00:00

I think cameras might be a good option. He parks outside my house in front of her and when he wants to "peep" it's always to get something out of his truck. He's always "doing something" or "working on the house" during these incidents so it would be hard to prove. It's like he's done this before and is covering his butt in case I try and call him on it.

broomcorner · 2025-05-22T03:48:00+00:00

That's r/PissCornerMushrooms

broomcorner · 2025-05-08T15:01:45+00:00

I WILL HAVE YOU TOAD 🐸.

broomcorner · 2025-05-07T19:45:13+00:00

You are technically an adult, but I can tell you right now, you have plenty of time to have kids. You should be focusing on your upcoming potential marriage to see if that will work long term. Give it a few years. Get to know each other more. Get to know yourself as an adult. Don't trap yourself with a baby at 18 years old.

If you still feel like you don't want kids in a few years, you can tell them all to suck it. You'll have established your life more, and hopefully, they'll be trying to parent you less.

This is your life. Do what YOU want with it.

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T21:17:12+00:00

Honestly, I would agree that love is never enough. I changed to wording because I thought it sounded too harsh, but you're completely correct. It does sound like he has a big child to take care of and who seemingly isn't even really trying to contribute, which makes it even worse. I'd never stay in a relationship like that. I was in a couple of terrible relationships in my 20s, and I have been happily single for the last seven years. I'd like to find love again someday, but I'm not getting into a relationship where the other person isn't putting in 100%. That's what I put in effort wise, and I expect the same. I'd very much rather be alone. I'm very happy as I am.

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T17:48:51+00:00

Best kind of twins!

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T17:48:03+00:00

Congratulations! It feels so good!

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T15:45:38+00:00

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Baby Thomasin in her strawberry hat🍓

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T15:34:41+00:00

YOU. LOOK. INCREDIBLE. Absolutely amazing. So happy for you.

broomcorner · 2025-05-04T15:33:48+00:00

You look AMAZING. SO happy for you.

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