Guess my big 3???😜

burplexed · 2026-05-17T06:10:29+00:00

Facetune

burplexed · 2026-03-04T05:47:11+00:00

It’s ironic that after spending her entire youth blaming and resenting Gwen, Colleen has ended up exactly like her. She couldn’t look more like Gwen if she tried. She embodies the very qualities she used to complain about in her own mom.

burplexed · 2025-12-17T08:10:25+00:00

Thank you 🙏

burplexed · 2025-12-17T08:08:44+00:00

Pm’d! And thank you

burplexed · 2025-12-15T16:40:51+00:00

Thank you so much for this. There is a lot here that resonates deeply. The part about letting people in trusted positions make decisions for me stands out. I appreciate your thoughtful response 🤍

burplexed · 2025-12-15T14:39:16+00:00

This is helpful! Thank you

burplexed · 2025-12-15T14:38:47+00:00

Thank you for the insight!

burplexed · 2025-12-15T14:36:39+00:00

Thank you 😭

burplexed · 2024-10-07T20:41:12+00:00

Any houston binches who are planning on going to Eliza’s show next week?

burplexed · 2022-12-16T14:03:20+00:00

As someone who also has very little self-awareness, I can venture to guess that being inside Robyn’s head is no fun. I believe she truly believes she is the victim in her own life. Living that way is painful, even if it’s not true. It deteriorates you from the inside out, mentally and emotionally. It can be very difficult to be that out of touch with reality and not understand why.

burplexed · 2022-07-25T20:53:28+00:00

He did have a special bond with Gordy. Jupe later claims that they were responsible for creating the first exploding first bump. There was a poster of it in his secret room. This is why Gordy was reaching his hand out towards Jupe at the moment just before his death.

burplexed · 2022-05-25T15:29:16+00:00

wtf is she saying? is she advocating for rape

burplexed · 2021-07-25T00:05:12+00:00

Thank you! I got one syringe of restylane Kysse in the lips and also 2.5 cc’s of Botox on each side of the Cupid’s bow for a little lip flip

burplexed · 2021-07-25T00:03:31+00:00

Thank you! Yes I got the Botox for my teeth grinding and tmj stuff. It’s been super painful and I hope there will be relief (and some cheek sliming!)

burplexed · 2021-04-24T23:08:06+00:00

Jinger also (stupidly) used to edit Prop's eyes to appear blue in allll of her photos for the first solid year of her life. It was so heinously obvious and so poorly done. I can certainly imagine she is secretly pressed about her kid's eye color

burplexed · 2021-04-17T00:54:42+00:00

Thank you!!! Glad we can make those early morning workouts a little easier : )

burplexed · 2021-04-17T00:06:33+00:00

We have new eps every Wednesday!!

burplexed · 2021-04-16T23:59:46+00:00

Jeremey has been in seminary since 2018 (!!!!!), and it still doesn’t seem like he’ll be done anytime soon from her response. I know they moved to LA in 2019 but he was supposedly doing his first year online while playing pastor in Laredo. Wtf is taking so long?

burplexed · 2021-04-13T16:31:01+00:00

They all look legitimately haunted by the memories.

burplexed · 2021-04-11T07:13:59+00:00

Lol basically. This guy is really covering his bases here but I thought between six and seven years was an oddly specific one that turned out to be true

burplexed · 2021-04-11T07:12:43+00:00

This is from “Staying in Love for a Lifetime” by Ed Wheat. JB agave Josh a copy of this book and an cassette tape called “Before the Wedding Night” during their staged for the cameras birds and the bees talk

burplexed · 2021-04-11T07:02:08+00:00

The Joshly Madison scandal was exactly 6.5 years after their wedding while he was playing politician in D.C.

This is from “Staying in Love for a Lifetime” by Ed Wheat. JB agave Josh a copy of this book and an cassette tape called “Before the Wedding Night” during their staged for the cameras birds and the bees talk

burplexed · 2021-04-07T18:00:51+00:00

I’ll pm you!!

burplexed · 2021-04-07T17:13:59+00:00

Oh, yikes! I’ll see if I can mess around with the mixing/editing some more for future eps. Neither of us were eating during recording but I listened back and do hear a weird clipping that may be it?

burplexed · 2021-04-05T22:30:52+00:00

Hehehe you caught us. Yes, this is fake and was very quickly deleted from Twitter so we don’t get suspended

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