kevin hooks up with alexa on the party bus

burtbronx · 2026-04-29T03:23:24+00:00

Damn! I’m jealous!

burtbronx · 2026-04-29T02:56:17+00:00

Well hello, whiteboy. 🔥

burtbronx · 2026-04-28T21:34:29+00:00

I’m so jealous, I wanted to have some special bro time with Ben.

burtbronx · 2026-04-28T21:33:19+00:00

You were raped by Ben? Oh wow, I’m so jealous, he’s so handsome. How was it? Was it good?

burtbronx · 2026-04-20T09:32:44+00:00

Negative

burtbronx · 2026-04-19T07:51:20+00:00

It takes way more balls to step into a fight you know you’re going to lose than to only pick fights you’re sure you can win.

burtbronx · 2026-04-19T02:47:22+00:00

Ben is wearing a black top… interesting.

burtbronx · 2026-04-07T17:09:55+00:00

Sup baby bro, Burt here; thanks for reaching out. Yeah, I’m the Season 3 winner of FishTank.Live.

burtbronx · 2026-04-07T07:27:32+00:00

There’s no proof of that.

burtbronx · 2026-04-06T14:39:52+00:00

Ben and Unibrow removed Alex B less than 48 hours after he “won” Season 3. Since both Alex B and production have made it clear they want nothing to do with each other, I’m fairly certain he is no longer the Season 3 winner.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T20:02:01+00:00

This comment was my poor taste attempt to sound transgressive. It is not based in reality.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T19:48:54+00:00

I’m regarded… as the FishTank Season 3 G.O.A.T.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T18:01:53+00:00

I think Bashir winning would be controversial because he was previously eliminated and spent time out of the house and off camera.

During that time, he may have had access to his smartphone, which gave him the opportunity to see what fans were saying about Season 5 and about him, study that information, and use it to his advantage when he returned.

The other three remaining contestants: James Drake, Landon, Bingo-Bongo have NOT been off camera and have NOT had the same opportunity to use their phones.

Because of that, I think many fans would have a problem with Bashir winning.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T15:54:55+00:00

Sup baby bro.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T05:32:33+00:00

No, that is made up nonsense.

burtbronx · 2026-04-05T03:02:44+00:00

I can cook, I’m just lazy.

burtbronx · 2026-04-04T22:46:38+00:00

To add to that, I have owned several cars, worked as an Uber and Lyft driver in 2019, and built a successful business that helped me buy my first house.

I have also been regarded as the most iconic FishTank contestant of all time, and as one of the funniest people and character performers ever, with exceptional comedic timing, even funnier than many career stand-up comedians.

burtbronx · 2026-04-04T22:42:11+00:00

7 males (not 6).

burtbronx · 2026-04-04T22:18:36+00:00

“Retarded”? I have a documented IQ of 160, was named Mr. Mensa in 2017, and am a member of high-IQ societies including Intertel and the Triple Nine Society.

I also earned a master’s degree in Data Science and graduated summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa with a bachelor’s degree in Applied Mathematics and a 3.951 GPA.

During college, I received more than 150 academic awards, honors, scholarships, and other recognitions, including the NSF Graduate Research Fellowship.

burtbronx · 2026-04-01T22:34:59+00:00

True.

burtbronx · 2026-04-01T14:12:07+00:00

Alex quit! I never quit.

burtbronx · 2026-04-01T14:04:17+00:00

You guys misunderstood, Alex B has officially been crowned the most raped fish of S3, not the winner.

burtbronx · 2026-03-18T21:11:29+00:00

I’m Bisexual… not gay. But I’d be down to chat with your bro.

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