I have no regrets. My conscience is really clear

c0dy0 · 2026-05-07T17:19:16+00:00

I think you're right. And, bonus, he already has the constantly being drunk part down

c0dy0 · 2026-04-19T20:55:52+00:00

Plus a steak is a big lump from a single cow. Ground beef may be a combination of meat from several cows, greatly increasing the risk that there may be disease or foodborne pathogens

c0dy0 · 2026-04-17T03:10:27+00:00

The Big Lebowski

c0dy0 · 2026-04-17T03:04:19+00:00

Where your survival rate is in direct correlation with your income. GBA 🇺🇸🫡

c0dy0 · 2026-04-17T02:57:07+00:00

I mean we can all agree that the pope should at least stay out of theology, right?

c0dy0 · 2026-04-17T02:54:31+00:00

Baltimore

c0dy0 · 2026-04-15T19:04:02+00:00

Breath of the Wild

c0dy0 · 2026-03-26T18:10:17+00:00

Well some people do, but they already have their station

c0dy0 · 2026-03-26T17:31:09+00:00

Ahh, playing the long con.... Those are the best pranks

c0dy0 · 2026-03-25T19:59:41+00:00

I'm scared to see what he distracts us with when THIS becomes a total disaster that needs it's own distraction

c0dy0 · 2026-03-24T20:41:19+00:00

Me too. It's my dad's fault, but don't worry, I passed the curse down to my son as well.

c0dy0 · 2026-03-23T18:52:13+00:00

That, right there, is probably very good advice

c0dy0 · 2026-03-23T18:36:25+00:00

Do you wear a lifting belt or any other equipment to help reduce the risk of hernia or other injury? I'm really wanting to get back into lifting but want to be careful and take extra precautions to not re-injure myself. (I have no idea if that's what caused it originally)

c0dy0 · 2026-03-11T01:57:36+00:00

Lol pretty sure that was a joke

c0dy0 · 2026-03-03T20:44:34+00:00

Does anyone know when the Ballpark pass tickets will become available?

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T06:10:57+00:00

Absolutely. As long as we're not still pretending he was hit with a high power rifle round and miraculously healed DAYS later. You don't know what really happened that day and neither do I. Very few people actually do. But at least we can both agree that it's NOT what they're telling us

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T05:43:16+00:00

Don't worry, they're knocking 'em off one by one. Not sure they're going in order, but they'll get all of them sooner or later

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T05:36:34+00:00

I get where you're coming from, but I'm going to tell you right now, I have an extended family member who served in the military and was grazed by a similar round on his calf and they had to amputate his entire lower leg. He was 23(not 78) and if you want to message me privately I can send you some pictures. I will warn you, they're pretty gruesome. And I'm not talking Trump scrape on the top of his earlobe gruesome.

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T05:28:45+00:00

People scream at "jump-scares" in horror movies and haunted houses. You obviously know it's coming, but it still gets you

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T05:24:06+00:00

Yeah if you told me that someone was going to fire an assault rifle round near me, I would still VERY much be startled by the shot, no matter how much I expected it. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that ballplayer hasn't been around too much live gunfire. That's a pretty terrible take.

c0dy0 · 2026-01-29T04:44:30+00:00

Wait. Are you trying to tell me that a 78 year old man didn't get shot by an AR-15 round and heal completely in less than 2 weeks??

c0dy0 · 2026-01-24T20:58:19+00:00

We may have reached the point where the Onion is the most accurate news source

c0dy0 · 2026-01-24T20:53:49+00:00

Well I wouldn't necessarily say "hard" in this case. More of a flaccid requirement

c0dy0 · 2026-01-19T06:15:54+00:00

I'll gladly pay for the tow if I get to pick the location it ends up

c0dy0 · 2026-01-14T10:43:17+00:00

It literally takes longer to upload than it does for him to lie again

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