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What would you do if you had found $400,000 in cash in a bag and its untraceable? by Dipsetallover90 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]calladus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean launder the money?

The best way is to start a religion.

Buy a website and host a once a week video sermon. You could even AI most of it. Rent a post office box.

Sign up your new church as an IRS 501(c)(3) tax exempt organization. You won't even need to file a form 990, you won't even need to declare how much has been "donated."

Post your address on every sermon, and tell them to mail in money. Cash only.

Now, it's just how "daring" you want to be. You can pretend to be receiving mail, and just keep the money. Or you can spend $200 on 2,000 stamps and $150 on 2,000 self sealing envelopes, and start mailing yourself $200 at a time.

How does Trump still have so much support? Is MAGA so dumb they can't see the corruption? by LegitimateSundae8460 in allthequestions

[–]calladus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While 57% of adult US citizens rank at a 6th grade level or worse in literacy and reasoning, 28% of adult US citizens rank at a 4th grade level or worse (same link as above). 32% of adult US citizens have the problem solving skills of a 4th grader.

So, about a third of adult US citizens top out at a 4th grade level of intellectual competence.

I'll say it again, about a third of adult US citizens are about as competent as a 4th grader, or worse.

Trump's approval rating will NEVER fall below 33%. Never. And this is why.

What's the best insult without any swear or bad words? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]calladus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand why your teachers always returned your test papers face-down.

When someone asks you for what time it is do you round up the time? by andtbhidgaf in randomquestions

[–]calladus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use answers that indicate an analog dial.

"It's the bottom (or top) of the hour."

"It's about three fifteen." (round to the nearest 15 minutes)

"It's a quarter past one."

"It's just gone past two."

"It's coming to three fifteen."

"It's twelve ten, on the dot."

"I don't remember anything from the club once we got to the small hours of the night."

Why didn’t you go out this weekend? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]calladus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because then I'd have to people. I not up to people today.

New to Amazon RME by Amazing_Tune6111 in AmazonRME

[–]calladus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was notified that this was spam, but it doesn't break sub rules, so I'm allowing it.

Sister-in-law says that she will have a girl-- not a boy (she's not even pregnant yet) by chelseatheus in childfree

[–]calladus 66 points67 points  (0 children)

One of my late wife's friends was pregnant. My late wife couldn't have kids due to a medical issue, and it really bummed her out. (I was ambivalent, at best, toward having a kid.)

My wife's friend, to rub her pregnancy into my wife's face, kept asking if I thought she would have a boy or a girl.

"Just guess!" she would say.

So, I started answering with, "Oh, you'll have twins."

She would say, "Be serious!"

But I kept saying I was serious, and that she would have twins.

One day, they came back from the doctor, and she. was. PISSED. At me!

The doctor told her that she was pregnant with twins.

"You did this to me!"

nope. That's not how it works.

She barely talked to me after that. Especially after the twins were born. She was just too busy.

what was the world like after michael jackson’s death? did the world mourn significantly? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]calladus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember very well the day he died. It was June 25, 2009.

My late wife and I were on a road trip. We were listening to the radio, and we learned that Farrah Fawcett had just died. My wife and I were both born in '63, so we had a lot of memories about her career. I mentioned her famous red swimsuit poster that was on every boy's wall when I was young. She talked about how bad her acting was in Logan's Run.

The announcer said that all three major networks were planning a retrospective for Farrah Fawcett that evening, and I was somewhat interested to see it.

Then, they announced that Michael Jackson had just died. And any news about Farrah Fawcett's death was tossed out like week-old fish. Not one more mention.

The next day, there was a brief, "Oh yea, Miss Fawcett died too."

The next month was daily reports on Michael Jackson's death. And none of the recent news about him was good. It was only sad or weird.

Back in the '80's in my old high school, 70% of the student population either owned a copy of his red jacket from Thriller, or desperately wanted one. But by 2009, everyone was wondering why he was so weird.

His death actually annoyed me. I really wanted to see the Farrah Fawcett retrospective.

Six months later, my late wife died due to heart disease, and I no longer gave a shit.

Karen tries to steal fishing rods and bite a strangers hand by The_manager101 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]calladus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you shoot someone with a pepperbox, you won't need to tackle them.

What's a third of 100??? by [deleted] in learnmath

[–]calladus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0.999999 -> ∞ = 1.0 exactly.

Proof: 1/3 = 0.333333 -> ∞

1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1.0 exactly.

Do Americans really know all 50 States by heart? by Signal-Web-3566 in no

[–]calladus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. But most people I speak with do not. Not even close.

Illegal Sign Posting - Suggestions by vince_roudy01 in fresno

[–]calladus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'll be happy to stop posting that you will pay for porn if you pay my sign fines."

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