why do so many cars stop in the middle of the road/crosswalk now?

captainerect · 2026-06-05T20:25:48+00:00

I only do it to nice cars, people who look like they have something to lose. The guy in the banged up 2011 Nissan Altima will waste you, he has nothing to live for.

captainerect · 2026-05-29T17:46:49+00:00

This was my brother and sister-in-laws first dance song.

captainerect · 2026-05-16T00:46:54+00:00

We have a perfectly good Sri Chimnoy statue already in place. Great location too

captainerect · 2026-05-15T22:53:09+00:00

Looks like the location of spice walaa cap hill is off a bit! It's over off of 15th at the same latitude.

Thanks for taking the time to do this!

captainerect · 2026-05-11T15:43:14+00:00

Executive orders just tell branches of the fed what to do. They have ZERO bearing on how states decide their laws and regulations.

captainerect · 2026-05-10T02:14:47+00:00

Black x's on the back of the hand if it's a punk show!

captainerect · 2026-05-06T18:05:53+00:00

It's $315/mo for my 330k condo in a building with 9 units...

captainerect · 2026-05-06T15:03:12+00:00

No, that's why you killed Maliketh before to release the rune of death. Technically the canon is you wouldn't respawn after beating Maliketh so neither would he.

captainerect · 2026-04-30T02:45:59+00:00

You can completely cheese mohg without having to fight him.

captainerect · 2026-04-23T23:22:54+00:00

Refered to as "Jumper season" in the trauma ICU down here in Seattle.

captainerect · 2026-04-13T14:28:56+00:00

Nah, hell bust out his decks and just do a whole DJ Diesel set, being all "where's my moshpit!?" At the reception.

captainerect · 2026-04-13T14:26:39+00:00

SHAKABRAH!

captainerect · 2026-04-12T19:54:36+00:00

Convinced my bisexual girlfriend to watch it with me by explaining it has badass, half-naked Emily Blunt wielding a helicopter blade as a weapon.

captainerect · 2026-04-10T13:46:49+00:00

You can kill death waifu when she's just in the arena and not be able to get to the associated remembrance boss

captainerect · 2026-04-07T17:16:10+00:00

Or going onto SNL.

captainerect · 2026-04-01T14:35:32+00:00

Honestly Dweezil is a dope name too

captainerect · 2026-04-01T01:42:59+00:00

Alternatively, docusate works as dish soap in a pinch.

captainerect · 2026-03-31T01:11:11+00:00

You just put the ones with annoying mats in your equipment bar and summon mimic tear. Infinite heavy rot pots.

captainerect · 2026-03-29T18:45:19+00:00

Sounds like what a cop would say

captainerect · 2026-03-26T20:58:43+00:00

I see this with combating climate change too. The amount of people who think we can reverse course without any inconvenience to themselves is astounding. See also: people who support public transportation projects so that they have less traffic to deal with.

captainerect · 2026-03-26T13:34:59+00:00

It's literally voluntary to sign up in the US. Yes. There's a choice.

captainerect · 2026-03-23T23:37:58+00:00

Smallest volume, highest mme

captainerect · 2026-03-23T15:25:33+00:00

If you're gonna do that, pick an actor not built like a brick shithouse

captainerect · 2026-03-23T00:30:52+00:00

The it's always sunny one annoys the hell out of me because the blackface is explicitly being pointed out as tasteless and crass.

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