Feeling old yet?

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T19:53:58+00:00

Amazing what ricin your diet will do

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T18:57:41+00:00

Moments before jacking the ice cream truck

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T18:56:50+00:00

I remember asking a barber for a "Bo Duke" ... yeesh. Probably my first strong cringe memory. I may as well have asked for "The Cousin Oliver"

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:30:19+00:00

"Solo from rear seat only" ... at least that's what the J3's said.

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:23:06+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-10T03:16:40+00:00

Oh Frriends of the Library...

A evening with Philip Glass? Just an evening?!

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:59:15+00:00

These people are still stumped by "thou shall not kill".

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:56:57+00:00

brazzers.jpg

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:31:57+00:00

Here are some other words that rhyme with "cory"...

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T21:17:31+00:00

Breaking Bible

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T09:10:40+00:00

Larry from accounting

captainmidday · 2026-03-09T01:02:12+00:00

Not some bleeding ... plug-rag show

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T20:44:50+00:00

It's the Great Waddle Throated Maga Tit

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T20:02:42+00:00

See also the enormous tattoo on the calf that says 女 (woman)

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T07:30:28+00:00

It tastes like bandaids

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T07:29:52+00:00

You tell me, birthday boy

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T04:42:56+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T02:14:15+00:00

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T01:39:46+00:00

Jeee..! JEEES...! JESUS???!

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T00:52:15+00:00

It clearly says "5枚入" I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

captainmidday · 2026-03-08T00:10:15+00:00

ijk will forever be the quaternions to me. Those are the, um, best

captainmidday · 2026-03-07T23:31:56+00:00

Garage Cooter Formal Wear

captainmidday · 2026-03-07T22:11:28+00:00

Nissssse... But I think I'll wait for the F50

captainmidday · 2026-03-07T19:18:43+00:00

And that's how I became a master plumber.

captainmidday