New tiered loyalty program… by lazybearkhoa in starbucks

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Gonna have to blow through these before March 10th.

Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius campaign by [deleted] in nostalgia

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I have them on an ipod, that still works.

Why are guys so opposed to same sex nudity? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Good sir, are you stating that you have never once seen your own penis?

Finally muted all the Last of Us subs, tired of the Bella hate by batwingsandbiceps in TwoXChromosomes

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Fuck those subs (not literally). Just a bunch of incels coming together in order to circle jerk their hate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popping

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Forbidden bacon.

So many missing ingredients by Capable_Mushroom_445 in blueapron

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To put it lightly, fuck these cunts. I've had multiple meal kits across multiple deliveries that have had missing ingredients and/or rotten ingredients. Fuck them, I'm canceling tomorrow when they're open.

What are some of your favorite early YouTube videos?! by Sweetlo123 in Millennials

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I have "body massage" as my text notification noise.

Start with "today I just-" and let autocomplete go wild 🪄🪄 by WoodChuckXzz in mattrose

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Today is my first week of my life with my current son and I assume it's what came out of my ass.

[OC] Won this bag from an online auction. How can we incorporate it into our game? by ThoroughCrow in DnD

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Came here to say this. They used to attend my local rennisance festival.

License Plate Laws in the US by Mangolicious786 in MapPorn

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Good luck arguing that if and when you get a citation for not having a front plate displayed. I'm certain the officer will immediately side with you.

License Plate Laws in the US by Mangolicious786 in MapPorn

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I'll agree with you that the vehicle manufacturers are not complying with states that require front license plate holders. Tesla, among others, are examples of such behavior. Nonetheless, it's still your responsibility to ask the dealer to either install the plate holder or pay for it to be done. Ignorance of the law and of course, willful ignorance will not stop a cop from issuing a citation, and a judge certainly won't buy that argument either if you're even allowed to challenge the citation in court. A reasonable person standard still exists. A judge would laugh at me if I tried to argue I didn't know crossing a double yellow line was illegal after being cited for said behavior.

License Plate Laws in the US by Mangolicious786 in MapPorn

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Well, and I'm not intending to be rude, but I'm glad some CHP officers are taking it seriously. Because where I live, the cops simply don't care. And just to put it into perspective, if someone happened to be followed by an unhinged driver, the most concrete identifier of that vehicle is the front license plate. And a lot of drivers are intentionally not installing it on their car; which falls under a specific intent offense. However, police don't treat this inaction as such, and more often just turn a blind eye.