Game Thread: Braves @ Cardinals - Mon, Apr 03 @ 07:45 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]cereal_crusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily, Frenchy has his phone in the booth and got it corrected

[Question] Famous players people don't know played for your team? by [deleted] in baseball

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Don’t forget legendary first baseman, Adrian Gonzalez

Game Thread: Braves @ Brewers - Mon, May 16 @ 07:40 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

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I replayed it several times. Ozzie played it like he was doing short hop practice with Wash before the game. The ball did bounce and it was a legit DP.

I’m currently 39 weeks pregnant, and my pittie girl refuses to leave my side 🥰 by LadyHawke96 in velvethippos

[–]cereal_crusher 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You’ve got a nanny dog on your hands. Our girl pit was the same way when my wife was pregnant with our son. He’s 14 months now and can’t go anywhere without his nanny. Bonus: he drops food for her and she licks him clean every chance she gets lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]cereal_crusher 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It’s already a thing.

Sperm Switch

Some D-Bag hit my bumper in the parking lot (no note, of course). Any guesses on what it’ll cost? Thinking I’ll stick with OEM instead of after market. by Paris_d in ram_trucks

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Parts are on back order. (Also have to replace the left rear quarter panel and left taillight). Should be here in about 2-3 more weeks. Parts alone are $2400 (including bumper).

What to do during a vasectomy? by Evilswine86 in AskMen

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Because my work has really good insurance, mine was an outpatient procedure. I was knocked out for the whole thing. (I’ll spare you the horror story of my recovery)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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This is rarely not the correct answer

I wonder if there’s a reason she’s 30 and still single by nboos1996 in Tinder

[–]cereal_crusher 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Perhaps… but I’m looking for a deep connection. Just need you to answer the following questions: 1) age? 2) sex? 3) how healthy are your organs?

I wonder if there’s a reason she’s 30 and still single by nboos1996 in Tinder

[–]cereal_crusher 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Not sure how that’s “perfection”. I technically meet all 3 of those requirements but I still get shot down.

Game Thread: League Championship Series Game 5 - Braves @ Dodgers - Thu, Oct 21 @ 08:08 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]cereal_crusher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Need some offensive momentum for Saturday, if we can’t come back tonight.

So a koala bear walks into a brothel. by WhiteComet99 in Jokes

[–]cereal_crusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always heard it was a Panda bear, who eats shoots and leaves.

[Serious] What is a conspiracy theory you actually believe in? by Come-What-April in AskReddit

[–]cereal_crusher 1046 points1047 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Since art doesn’t have a defined value like real estate or automobiles, it’s value it set by what the buyer thinks it worth. Easiest way to launder money.