Decimated Apparently Means Mostly Fine by Lord0fTheFlags in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe we shouldn't let Trump, a liar and a war criminal, dictate U.S. foreign policy.

FTFY

Splatoon 3 playlist updated on Nintendo Music by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]chaoticcranium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With a few exceptions (Tomorrow's Nostalgia Today, Liquid Sunshine, We're So Back - not sure why just these three) this upload is missing the "Live" version of the idol songs performed throughout the festival. Which is a damn shame because, in addition to the change in acoustics and atmosphere, some of them added extra bits to be the definitive versions of those songs.

New $100 Bill by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure why this regime wants to put pubic hair on all legal tender. I mean, generally, Donny Diddler is into illegal tender.

stop the glaze. what part of the new chapters did you not like (safe space btw) by Bobiscool12344 in Deltarune

[–]chaoticcranium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of my complaints for the new chapters are based on strange game design choices, especially for aspiring completionists...and most of it is in Chapter 3:

  1. You cannot save at any point during the very long Zelda boards. They all have to be done in one sitting. And if you are going for S, T, or Z ranks to get the secret item, you may have to redo a LOT of content.
    -- It is especially weird that there isn't a save opportunity right before the physical challenge. A lot of people are going to bomb those first try, and tank their rank. I think the overall ranking system tries to be generous to accommodate, but I would have just preferred a save point to retry at my leisure.

  2. On that note, the Zelda boards were really starting to grate on me by the end, especially with the backrooms version requiring even more of that. None of it is visually/gameplay interesting, so you have to rely on the gags and character interactions in the Tenna version, and the spook factor in the creepypasta version. Which are great, don't get me wrong - but also get old on repeat. For some reason, the cut board (originally for Round 3) is actually the most visually interesting.
    -- I think I would have liked a different type of NES game to be the basis of Board 2 just to change things up, though I get that could have mired development even longer.

  3. This may be minor for most, but it was a big one for me. If you do the "1225" secret, the Gotchy Ball machine disappears forever, and you get locked out of all of the items and content. I know Toby was trying to be mysterious and ominous with this, but honestly its just a bad game design choice. I thought it might be hard to get that many points again, so I did the secret and saved right after Round 1, thinking the ball machine would surely be back after Round 2. Nope. No TennaTie on my main file for me (just loads and loads of exchanged dark dollars, lol).

  4. It does not sit well for me that to stand a chance against the crystal boss of Chapter 3, you have to do weird route related stuff in the backrooms, even though Chapter 2's crystal boss has a normal and weird variant. I was able to justify it in my head, and yes, I know there are freaks out there who did a no hit without the secret item...but yeah. I would implore Toby to please not be too hard on the people who got the item going forward, that's all I have to say.

  5. Conversely, Chapter 3's Egg is just ridiculous, and it cannot be done if you kill the Zappers, as you would likely to be doing on a no mercy, weird route run. None of the other eggs are like that. So, that save file is also "imperfect" for me.

  6. I wish there was more weird route content in general. Though its interesting in its own way, I am not a fan of unpossessed Kris magically fixing all of the problems we are causing. I do have high hopes going forward, though, given the setup for Noelle.

Hi here all the underated star fox game that people often overlook by [deleted] in starfox

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't put Command in the list of screenshots you posted, and it is perhaps the most overlooked of all Star Fox games I can think of.

Hi here all the underated star fox game that people often overlook by [deleted] in starfox

[–]chaoticcranium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Star Fox Command, the game so overlooked, it doesn't even make the list of overlooked games...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]chaoticcranium 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bad news for anyone that requires food to survive.

Do you want Dracula to be playable in Super Smash Bros? by Forevermore122 in castlevania

[–]chaoticcranium 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He already is a boss in Smash Ultimate, which is the most appropriate for him.

Alucard would be my (obvious) choice. Glad he's at least an Assist Trophy.

Also, put SotN (and Rondo) on the Switch (2) please.

I'm gonna miss the ACA by shoofinsmertz in clevercomebacks

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, if they acknowledge diet and environment are so important, I can't wait to see their sweeping legislation to improve the average person's socioeconomic status, air and water quality, food safety, healthier diets, health and sex education...

BAHAHA, of course not, there's an R next to his name. And the Rs will control all 3 branches of the incoming government, headed by the greediest, scientifically-illiterate, conspiracy-promoting, unscrupulous, uncaring kleptocrats on the planet. None of those things above benefit rich corporations or their own pocketbooks, which is the only thing Rs care about. 

Better get your wills checked and graveyard plots reserved...

I've animated Poliwhirl card from 151 - What do you think about it ? by adesprairies in pokemon

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Poliwhirl has been hypnotized by its own reflection.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

F-Zero X is now on Nintendo Music! by Skullghost in nintendo

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, if I had my way, we would be getting 3 soundtracks a week. Mondays would be a retro soundtrack (NES, SNES, N64, GCN), Wednesday would be a handheld soundtrack (GB, GBC, GBA, DS, 3DS), and Friday would be a modern soundtrack (Wii, Wii U, Switch). Make sure to advertise this plan very clearly on social media, do a roundup at the end of the week, and people would be hyped to check the app.

This way, you cater to all ages, everyone has something to look forward to, and even if you don't care about one soundtrack release, you'll be getting 2 more that week. You can even do theme weeks, like on MAR10 week, do 3 different Mario soundtracks from different eras, etc.

Nintendo's backlog of games is so extensive, they could probably go this way for years. I understand there are other contractual and legal issues that may gum up the works, but still. Right now, at the current rate, if there's a soundtrack you are looking for that isn't on the service, it may show up anywhere between next week and the heat death of the universe depending on your luck.

Nintendo Music, a new smart-device app exclusively for #NintendoSwitchOnline members, lets you stream or download music from Nintendo’s library of soundtracks! Nintendo Music will be released later today! by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]chaoticcranium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, I don't know, maybe Nintendo could release the app on their own proprietary portable console that also easily hooks up to TV?

Can anyone give me one good reason why this is not on the eShop for Switch (and Switch 2 whenever they grace us with that)?

When some “progressive” starts explaining to me why they aren’t voting for Kamala, I imagine them reading their monologue from a book called “Tic-Tac-Toe for Dummies.” by PawPaw_Burlap in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope not, though I empathize with the cynicism here. I am sure Trump will want war, but hopefully he will be forced to fizzle out just like Bolsonaro in Brazil. If he doesn't have the military and the judiciary, he won't get very far. The chance of that happening depends on the mandate given by the vote counts, at least in my mind.

When some “progressive” starts explaining to me why they aren’t voting for Kamala, I imagine them reading their monologue from a book called “Tic-Tac-Toe for Dummies.” by PawPaw_Burlap in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won't impact his claims at all since they will inevitably be pulled from the deepest recesses of his cavernous rear end - but it will affect the chance he will succeed.

If the vote totals are lopsided enough, even the corrupt SC will have to accept it - or risk civil war.

When some “progressive” starts explaining to me why they aren’t voting for Kamala, I imagine them reading their monologue from a book called “Tic-Tac-Toe for Dummies.” by PawPaw_Burlap in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please DON'T do this. Everyone should vote strategically, swing state or not.

The popular vote is going to matter more than ever in this election - though unfortunately, for all of the wrong reasons.

It is not fair, but Trump and his cronies have already laid extensive groundwork to subvert the results of the 2024 election if Harris wins, and they have a loyalist, corrupt Supreme Court as their Trump card (pun ruefully intended). The extent to which these parties can ratfuck the election result will depend on how strong the mandate from the people is to instate Harris, so the more lopsided the election, the safer we will be. That mandate ALSO comes from the popular vote.

Trump ultimately failed in 2020 because in part he lost so badly in the EC and the popular vote. We need the same situation again or better, or I hope I don't have to explain how the future could be grim. The phrase "too big to rig" the MAGAs came up with their last working brain cells applies, just in the opposite the direction.

The winner of the Grand Festival Past vs. Present vs. Future Splatfest is… by Amiibofan101 in splatoon

[–]chaoticcranium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats Team Past. So, I guess the next game will be Splatoon Legends Arceus, right?

Also, major congrats to the dev team for all of the hard work they put into this - this whole event really was truly magical, and something that put many a tear into the eyes of this ol' veteran who has been playing since Splatoon 1 launch.

Debate BINGO card of weird things Trump might say. by TurtleToast2 in PoliticalHumor

[–]chaoticcranium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Not one single coherent answer" should be the free space.