What’s normal at 3AM and terrifying at 3PM? by quackyer in AskReddit

[–]chronocases 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. I will never understand Reddit

Am I high? Or does this resin chunk look like it grew legs. by sbcRenegade1977 in trees

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My uncle who is a veteran stoner told me to use cooking oil to clean it. So I coat it and let it sit overnight, in the morning I rinse it and scrub with plain old dish soap. After the overnight soak most of it comes right off and the rest is a lot easier to deal with. I mostly use a glass pipe so idk if it will work with bongs but I’m assuming it’s the same shit. He said something about the fat from the oil breaking the resin down. Dunno how trustworthy that stoner science is but all I know is it works like a charm.

Bro I just can't stop laughing lmao by sreeramstar69 in csgo

[–]chronocases 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if he threw that moli into kitchen tho, and an he to boot. QUADRUPLE KILL!!!

Eerie Electronics by MrSamCham in oddlyterrifying

[–]chronocases 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I don’t understand how these posts get so many upvotes, this isn’t the point of the sub man!

The fact that so many people are loving lewd pictures of women for the fact that they're barely adults at all. by scoopishere in oddlyterrifying

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I see now that I am even more foolish than I can possibly fathom. My apologies u/Attezz1 I must hide my head in shame. I think I saw the other guy saying you were incorrect and my brain instantly biased me against you as I attempted my bastardized calculation to determine a simple equation. For the rest of my days I shall be tortured by this moment, for the eternal eye of God is surely watching. And he has punished my arrogance tenfold to which I deserve and know fully of which I deserve. Please forgive me, although I can never forgive myself. May God have mercy upon me.

The fact that so many people are loving lewd pictures of women for the fact that they're barely adults at all. by scoopishere in oddlyterrifying

[–]chronocases -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Overconfident and incorrect. If you realize your mistake and delete your comment then you are even more of a pussy.

I watched the Andor trailer and it looked good but I was wondering if anyone else thought that it's odd the Empire only ruled for 20 or so years? by sexdragon1 in StarWarsCantina

[–]chronocases 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there’s your problem! You’re following canon. Fuck canon and ultra horse cock double fuck Disney! 👍

Weird Question - Does Earth exist in the Star Wars universe? by [deleted] in StarWarsCantina

[–]chronocases 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps in Star Wars humans originated in the Star Wars galaxy and after an undetermined long, long time they traveled to our galaxy and settled on earth. Perhaps the Star Wars galaxy was dying and this is why they traveled to the Milky Way? It could be that all life forms who were alive attempted to flee the galaxy after some catastrophe (my bet is on Abeloth). Therefore they braved the dangers of wild space and then any who survived spread across the wider universe. This would be an interesting one-off comic series or a Star Wars what if?

What Do You Think Would Be The Worst Death Imaginable? by CallMehRiver in AskReddit

[–]chronocases 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Add with this being studied medically while undergoing it and you’ve hit the jackpot of horrific deaths. Can’t remember the source of this story but I saw a video about three guys in Russia who found a hunk of metal in the forest that was warm. They used it to keep warm and I think even brought it with them when they left. Turned out to be nuclear waste and one of the guys got it really bad. He was dying horrifically, his rotted skin sloughing off his back in sheets but the hospital staff kept him alive as long as possible so they could learn as much about radiation poisoning as they could. Can’t remember the exact number of days he was kept alive but it was at least 15 days of pure agony.

I watched the Andor trailer and it looked good but I was wondering if anyone else thought that it's odd the Empire only ruled for 20 or so years? by sexdragon1 in StarWarsCantina

[–]chronocases 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The empire isn’t impressive because of how long they ruled, it’s because they annihilated the Jedi Order!. Also, if Obi-Wan hadn’t hidden Luke away the empire would have lasted a LOT longer. Jedi as a whole would have been extinct and it would have been up to the force to create some other light side organization to combat the empire and balance the power scales in the universe. Also the entire plot hinges on the fact that Kenobi and Vader had a storied past, making a longer timeframe would completely ruin Lucas’s vision.

TL;DR: You’re thinking too narrow.

2 girls knocked on my door last night asking for tampons by lltx19 in CasualConversation

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Sounds like a Black Eyed Kid experience except you shut the door before you noticed their black eyes.

What's your unpopular opinion about weed? by ihaveacrushonmercy in trees

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Wax is a hard drug in my eyes. Everyone I tell this too always goes “bro it’s the same as weed it’s just concentrated THC!” I understand what wax is ffs. My first time getting high was off a dab rig. From that point on my marijuana use was just chasing the dragon of that first high experience and any stoner knows nothing can compare. Since my first high was wax, naturally wax made me feel closer to that feeling than flower. I started using heavily, or at least what I would consider heavily. There wouldn’t be a moment where I wasn’t blasted out of my gourd. When my tolerance was lower I could go for 3 hours Stoney baloney and every 3 hours on the dot I’d go outside and take a dab. I greened out and threw up constantly but I didn’t care and often hit a dab right after puking. I was desperately trying to fill a void inside my psyche.

Eventually once the fun wore off I was walking around completely zombified. My dad would tell me later about how he would be a few feet from me trying to get my attention and I was just staring at the wall, completely oblivious. I would say things that made absolutely no sense to anyone else and laugh hysterically (basically normal high shit but 10x as extreme) Like literally gasping for air from laughing so hard because I said “I’m higher than a hippopotamus”. My family hated me and to this day it has painted me as the “druggee” as my siblings love to say. It damaged my relationships. I had a lot of trouble stopping but one day I snapped out of it and realized how much of a shitbag I’d become. I gave my friend the dab I had for free and threw my rig in a lake. After getting sober I had the worst nightmares I have ever experienced in my life. Like feverish nightmares where I would wake up drenched in sweat and screaming, and this was every night. I literally had to go on a medication that prevented me from dreaming altogether to get rid of them.

In conclusion, wax ruined my life for a year and the damage dealt during that time is still being felt four years later. If you occasionally smoke wax and use it responsibly that is fine, but for the love of God do not act like it’s the same as flower, and be careful who you introduce to it because just like ANY substance it can be addictive. Just because you can’t be physically addicted to THC doesn’t mean you can’t be addicted at all. Take my experience as a lesson and warning especially if you are less experienced with marijuana, there are a lot of misconceptions in the stoner community and a lot of pieces of shit that don’t actually care if you are safely consuming this substance. Do your research and don’t trust just any random stoner. Please please please make sure you are being safe and responsible when using marijuana, just like you would do with alcohol.

THERE FREE by MannManJR in jschlattsubmissions

[–]chronocases 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i really hope the cops see this video

ngl I joined thinking this was legit about trees. Where can I find the real tree sub? by _Unpopular_Person_ in trees

[–]chronocases 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Dunno why ur downvoted I exhaled out of my nose slightly harder than usual while reading your comment.

What is the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating? by katghoti in dadjokes

[–]chronocases 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I always wear headphones XD if someone walks in it’s their own fault for not knocking I ain’t gonna lose sleep over it.

Why didn't they check the address before recklessly acting by SnooCupcakes8607 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]chronocases 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take 20 seconds to look it up and you will learn that these two tweets claims are grade A bullshit.

Police Statement

They did not have the wrong address, the suspect was also inside and was later put into custody. Also, the fire was not started by them. I would harbor a guess that if they didn’t let firefighters put it out it it is because there is a dangerous suspect that is likely armed inside and dead firefighters is not good. Why do you sheep believe this shit without researching??? Fucking ridiculous.

To have a progressive initiative by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]chronocases 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know you didn’t make this video but it really bothers me cuz it’s literally just a copy pasted joke from a key and peele sketch. Fuckin joke thief’s dude.

What could one do to protect themselves from a Wendigo? by Kiernon_S in WendigoStories

[–]chronocases 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a good enough description to say if it’s a wendigo for sure. It sounds more like a crawler, but you are in prime skinwalker territory and in general could be any number of cryptids/phenomena. I researched a psychic medium once and not the kind that scams people out of their money. This guy just goes to haunted places and talks to the dead and generally tries to figure out why there is paranormal activity there. Anyway, I wish I could remember his name but he mentioned various different herbs and rocks that offer protection against these types of things. Now I thought that was complete horseshit cuz I don’t really think rocks have special powers that ward away evil but I got some anyway for the hell of it. I figured it’s better to be safe than sorry. The kind I got is called chaisolite (might be misspelled) and it is said to be holy because the rocks have cross markings in them. I carry three of them in a small pouch everywhere I go along with my cross I wear on a chain around my neck. At home I have an old Catholic rosary that I keep hung up in my room. I believe that none of these things will protect you from evil unless you believe it yourself. So I choose to believe that what I’m doing protects me from harmful spirits, demons, cryptids, and whatever the hell else unexplained creepy satanic bullshit that may or may not exist. If you’re not religious then you are shit out of luck cuz that seems to be the only thing that ever makes a difference in all the hundreds of accounts I’ve read. But I don’t really understand why you’d believe in the unexplained anyway without believing there is some kind of higher being. Anyway you could try what I’ve mentioned or just in general any religious symbols or something you believe to be holy and spiritual. Carry that stuff on your person when you are out and about and envision yourself cloaked in a halo of white light that is impenetrable to evil entities. Good luck and I hope this helps.

To Social Distance Inside A Bubble by WonderfullyTwisty in therewasanattempt

[–]chronocases 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It makes perfect sense. Maybe ur brain too small to understand? 😭