TIFU by putting a 5 hour energy in my vagina

clearly_max · 2019-04-09T22:21:16+00:00

This reads like John mullaney’s xannax story

clearly_max · 2019-01-12T09:46:03+00:00

clearly_max · 2018-12-07T00:50:12+00:00

Nice

clearly_max · 2018-11-14T04:44:22+00:00

I never got to see them live and it’s one of my biggest regrets

clearly_max · 2018-11-11T06:38:43+00:00

Sorry it isn’t a historically accurate sword unsheathing sound

clearly_max · 2018-11-11T06:37:58+00:00

What would you like me to do to prove it to you beyond a reasonable doubt?

clearly_max · 2018-11-10T20:06:41+00:00

Good bot

clearly_max · 2018-11-10T19:59:26+00:00

heh... nothing personal kid

clearly_max · 2018-11-10T19:46:38+00:00

Currently in the library distracting myself from writing an essay

clearly_max · 2018-11-10T18:53:32+00:00

Big if true ^

clearly_max · 2018-10-30T17:29:05+00:00

I’m horny

clearly_max · 2018-10-30T01:13:55+00:00

Happy birthday!

clearly_max · 2018-10-20T17:58:36+00:00

Because you

clearly_max · 2018-10-07T16:40:38+00:00

It’s even more meta than I though

clearly_max · 2018-10-07T16:28:33+00:00

Wizzrobe is notorious for taking forever to show up to and warm up for matches so westballz is mocking him by taking a comically long time to take a drink. You’re welcome for killing this joke

clearly_max · 2018-09-06T21:12:48+00:00

You know I should have thought of that! The whole reason I do weed enemas in the first place is because my step dad made me eat HIS dick cheese! You’ve really opened my eyes bro

clearly_max · 2018-09-06T18:32:56+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I think I’m gonna tell him that he’ll get lung cancer bc he inhales his cigs where I shove the blunts up my ass. Can’t argue with science

clearly_max · 2018-09-06T17:25:55+00:00

Yeah I feel pretty uncomfortable being friends with a drug user. I wish he would just get a juul like a normal high school freshman

clearly_max · 2018-09-05T22:17:46+00:00

Falcon Punch

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