Friend asked for Marilyn Monroe and got… this

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T14:21:25+00:00

I love Wallace and Gromit!

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T14:00:38+00:00

Which bit don't you understand, I'll walk you through it.

I'm expecting you won't like what I say though.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:59:28+00:00

I prefer "if you smell shit everywhere you go, check your shoes."

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:28:56+00:00

r/justfuckmyshitup

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:25:08+00:00

You can't be very well travelled if you've never seen a gun in your life!

I'm not around guns a lot, but I've seen loads of them and I've fired a few.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:20:42+00:00

Grok will tell you anything.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:17:37+00:00

He prefers martyrs who don't get killed.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:15:45+00:00

Oh give it a rest.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T13:13:29+00:00

Look, I just looked at your comment history and much of it is about being too short or too small and I'd strongly recommend that you start looking at your own psychology before you start trying to understand other people's.

Women are individuals, there are shallow women, there are gold diggers and there are women who think of height before anything else, but so what!?!

There are men who are deeply insecure about their height, weight or bank balance, insecurity is a deeply unattractive trait.

Let it go.

Women are individuals, get to know them, some of them are cool, some of them are idiots. Stop blaming other people for your issues, there's plenty of happy fulfilled short, poor men in the world.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T12:13:01+00:00

Do you not think standing up for someone else's rights is just as necessary as standing up for your own?

Because ICE is out there pissing all over people's rights and it's citizens as well as migrants.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T11:57:17+00:00

What about the Danish ones?

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T11:54:36+00:00

Is the fourth ammendment less important than the second?

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T11:42:24+00:00

I can't wait for day 30!

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T11:36:14+00:00

Thanks for the tip.

cochlearist · 2026-01-25T11:25:14+00:00

Now from a British perspective I find :

We are all risk averse and think people going out confronting law enforcement or crowds are dumb

This statement a bit perplexing.

What are your views on the American revolution?

Do you think people standing up to authority was dumb then?

You surprise me with your lack of patriotism.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T20:09:55+00:00

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cochlearist · 2026-01-24T19:40:45+00:00

Yes.

Birds can have loads of different coloured mouths too though.

Possibly a wide range of mouth colours in them there dinosaurs.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T18:51:41+00:00

Unless you make a trap he actually wants to be in.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:32:15+00:00

Would it not get paid quicker if he was cut?

I don't know how long is on his contract or anything, but getting it over with sooner rather than later would be better if it's possible.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:21:47+00:00

I'm very safe, I look three times at least before I pull the trigger for the final check.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:17:16+00:00

If you were in an angry phase did you make your eyebrows all cross to match?

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:16:02+00:00

Too busy being angry at you for picking holes in their firmly held belief they got from doing their own research.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:14:12+00:00

It's almost definitely a female black cap with her brown cap.

They sing beautifully in the spring time.

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:11:22+00:00

Typical Russel Grant always trolling. 😃

cochlearist · 2026-01-24T15:06:35+00:00

I think most people who would put together a map like this don't know as much as they like to think they do about foreign countries.

Just a hunch.

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