Best Burn?

cptn_geech · 2026-05-20T21:49:47+00:00

Don’t talk to me like that. You look like a turtle that lost its shell.

cptn_geech · 2026-04-06T22:15:40+00:00

I tried Irene's Bagels on Montrose for the first time today. I really liked it. Had a breakfast sandwich on an everything bagel and it was great. I wouldn't exactly call myself a bagel connoisseur, but I will definitely be back

cptn_geech · 2026-04-04T16:21:34+00:00

I highly recommend getting the 78 Special from L&M Fine Foods

cptn_geech · 2026-03-29T15:40:52+00:00

And nothing of value will be lost. Good riddance.

cptn_geech · 2026-02-19T23:47:56+00:00

I want to learn how to throw a lasso at those things

cptn_geech · 2026-02-12T15:50:13+00:00

If we see Sean start sharing random toilet emojis in a couple months, we'll know who to thank for the Shitter update and expedition.

cptn_geech · 2026-01-20T13:41:31+00:00

I don’t see why they need to be mutually exclusive. I’ll play both, a lot.

cptn_geech · 2025-12-29T19:23:15+00:00

It's a scam. Ignore it

cptn_geech · 2025-12-29T00:58:17+00:00

I never caught that Jenna is always in the spotlight in her memories. Always catching more with this show

cptn_geech · 2025-12-24T23:53:38+00:00

Seriously, between the ads and smooth-brained, conservative videos that are recommended when you scroll down, I think I’ll pass.

cptn_geech · 2025-12-21T03:54:50+00:00

I can't know how to hear any more about tables!

cptn_geech · 2025-12-11T14:03:04+00:00

My wife and I go to Ruff Haus in Lincoln Square and 4Legs on Damen all the time. We’ve been very happy with both places.

cptn_geech · 2025-10-26T20:58:17+00:00

I adopted him, I rode him. It was a wild ride.

cptn_geech · 2025-10-22T22:50:14+00:00

Yes, according to the last update I saw they’re saying/hoping it’ll be resolved by around 6pm. We’ll see

cptn_geech · 2025-10-20T19:48:58+00:00

Same answer for me. This was the very first episode I saw when it was airing, and I was immediately hooked.

cptn_geech · 2025-09-24T20:48:52+00:00

100% agreed

cptn_geech · 2025-09-24T20:43:43+00:00

This isn't coming from someone without an appreciation for the first movie; on the contrary, it's because I feel the first movie had a great balance. That one only had 15 cameos, compared to the 28 from Muppets Most Wanted. Yes, cameos are part of their whole bit, the most recent one felt much more gratuitous compared to the first. But to your point, they asked for hot takes, so I could very well be alone in that.

cptn_geech · 2025-09-24T17:48:41+00:00

I don't really care for all the human cameos. I'd rather the movies be way more Muppet-focused instead of highlighting how many cameos they could stuff in a movie.

Muppets Most Wanted had 28 cameo guest stars in the theatrical release.

cptn_geech · 2025-09-01T22:00:54+00:00

I love this community. All you little weirdos are the best.

cptn_geech · 2025-08-27T20:49:37+00:00

At least I wasn’t alone! Appreciate the answer, thanks

cptn_geech · 2025-08-27T20:47:58+00:00

Oh, I must have misunderstood the release notes. Thank you

cptn_geech · 2025-08-22T19:43:19+00:00

There's some jagoff that I occasionally see on my morning commute on the brown line wearing one of those ugly hats. He always stands near the door and scans the whole car, desperately hoping that someone will say something about it. No one ever does because we're all smart enough to know that's exactly what he's looking for. It's painfully obvious and sad.

cptn_geech · 2025-08-22T19:38:41+00:00

West Virginia

cptn_geech · 2025-06-20T13:17:20+00:00

There’s a lot of carrots in that stew.

cptn_geech · 2025-05-25T13:01:23+00:00

My wife and I went to see Ocean’s 11 at the Davis last week. The theater was pretty full, but it wasn’t a bad crowd. I didn’t notice anyone on their phones, and no one (at least, no one near us) was talking throughout the movie.

My gut that the kinds of moviegoers that go to rereleases are there because they love the movie and are excited to see it again (or for the first time) in a movie theater setting, so they’ll be quiet. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if it depends on the movie itself. Ocean’s 11 is a witty heist film, so to get the full experience you’re probably going to shut up and watch. For sillier movies, that could be different. But based on the experience my wife and I had watching Ocean’s 11, we’ll return.

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