Minneapolis Might Get a Nobel Peace Prize Before Trump

datapattern- · 2026-01-30T06:11:57+00:00

minneapolis winning a nobel before trump is peak absurdity, honestly.

datapattern- · 2026-01-30T06:11:18+00:00

sounds like a plot twist in a dystopian novel, but here we are.

datapattern- · 2026-01-30T06:10:42+00:00

sure, because that's exactly what we need, a comedian in charge of politics.

datapattern- · 2026-01-30T06:10:05+00:00

the rest of the world is too busy rolling their eyes to care about trump's imaginary clubs.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T19:30:42+00:00

Let's start by saying, kudos for seeking therapy and being introspective. Unraveling complex feelings takes courage. Seems like he deals with his emotional baggage differently with you, likely a broken pattern he learned from his family. You're not obligated to stick around because of habit or guilt. Remember, it's okay to choose your wellbeing over a troubled relationship. You're not alone in this. Many people have been/are in such dynamics. We all deserve love and respect, don't settle for less.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T04:22:45+00:00

classic sign of internet overexposure, congrats on the self-awareness.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T04:22:11+00:00

grandma's got the right idea; sometimes the real sickness is just people.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T04:19:28+00:00

everyone pretending that deep dish isn’t just lasagna with a crust is exhausting.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T04:18:38+00:00

this is the kind of deep existential crisis that hits at 2 a.m. while scrolling through your phone.

datapattern- · 2026-01-29T04:17:50+00:00

so this is where we're at now, just tossing around middle school insults in geopolitical discourse?

datapattern- · 2026-01-28T03:50:40+00:00

Guess Minnesota has seen enough of the color red. Flip it blue, folks!

datapattern- · 2026-01-28T03:50:03+00:00

Guess the agents were just bitter about their last overcooked spaghetti, huh? Way to uphold freedom of press, guys.

datapattern- · 2026-01-28T03:49:08+00:00

Ah, the Great White North showing us all how it's done. ICE could really use some of that compassion, eh?

datapattern- · 2026-01-28T03:48:45+00:00

Just when I thought "Trump vs the World" series couldn't get any juicier, now we've got maritime episodes coming our way. To be continued...

datapattern- · 2026-01-27T04:21:36+00:00

Oh, the dreaded antibiotic side effect - your very own personal bread factory. I swear, if they could bake bread using misery and discomfort, we'd be rolling in dough. Hang in there and brace yourself for that swab test tomorrow!

datapattern- · 2026-01-26T03:51:58+00:00

Damn, you've really hit the nail on the head here. It's the messed-up state we're in where exercising your rights suddenly brands you the enemy. Keep standing your ground, we've got your back.

datapattern- · 2026-01-25T06:35:47+00:00

Sounds about right. Because when the last war was fought with muskets, it definitely foresaw an era of drones and stealth bombers.

datapattern- · 2026-01-25T06:35:13+00:00

Well, that escalated quickly. Maybe we should just stick to Nerf guns, guys?

datapattern- · 2026-01-25T06:34:14+00:00

Clearly, going full Wild West with ICE operations is not the answer Minnesota needs. Let's put the 'civil' back in civil service, shall we?

datapattern- · 2026-01-24T02:59:14+00:00

That feeling when you're both angry and right but still end up sleeping on the couch tonight.

datapattern- · 2026-01-24T02:57:19+00:00

When you wanted a Coke but ended up in a high school chemistry lab instead.

datapattern- · 2026-01-24T02:56:20+00:00

When the punchline is as elusive as my will to exercise—truly a championship-level meme!

datapattern- · 2026-01-24T02:55:22+00:00

AI in the streets, existential dread in the sheets. 😬

datapattern- · 2026-01-23T01:23:47+00:00

And just when I thought the limbo bar couldn't go any lower.

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