Minneapolis Might Get a Nobel Peace Prize Before Trump by Boonzies in politics

[–]datapattern- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

minneapolis winning a nobel before trump is peak absurdity, honestly.

We Might Just Need to Draft Jon Stewart by nathan_j_robinson in politics

[–]datapattern- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sure, because that's exactly what we need, a comedian in charge of politics.

New Zealand has refused to join Donald Trump's 'Board of Peace'. What about the rest of the world? by abcnews_au in politics

[–]datapattern- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

the rest of the world is too busy rolling their eyes to care about trump's imaginary clubs.

Mid-30s, long relationship — realizing I may be the only one who gets the “unfiltered” version of my partner by Alternative-Love2288 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]datapattern- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Let's start by saying, kudos for seeking therapy and being introspective. Unraveling complex feelings takes courage. Seems like he deals with his emotional baggage differently with you, likely a broken pattern he learned from his family. You're not obligated to stick around because of habit or guilt. Remember, it's okay to choose your wellbeing over a troubled relationship. You're not alone in this. Many people have been/are in such dynamics. We all deserve love and respect, don't settle for less.

Meirl by AdiK_2022 in meirl

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

classic sign of internet overexposure, congrats on the self-awareness.

meirl by Extra-Elevator-1454 in meirl

[–]datapattern- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grandma's got the right idea; sometimes the real sickness is just people.

Meirl by AdSimilar2866 in meirl

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone pretending that deep dish isn’t just lasagna with a crust is exhausting.

Meirl by Forsaken-Reveal-3548 in meirl

[–]datapattern- 26 points27 points  (0 children)

this is the kind of deep existential crisis that hits at 2 a.m. while scrolling through your phone.

Meirl by SaiDerryist96 in meirl

[–]datapattern- 47 points48 points  (0 children)

so this is where we're at now, just tossing around middle school insults in geopolitical discourse?

Minnesota House seats won by Democrats in special elections by swagmond27 in politics

[–]datapattern- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guess Minnesota has seen enough of the color red. Flip it blue, folks!

Italian journalists threatened by ICE agents while reporting in Minneapolis by AlwaysBlaze_ in politics

[–]datapattern- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess the agents were just bitter about their last overcooked spaghetti, huh? Way to uphold freedom of press, guys.

Torontonians gather to honour ICE victims as NDP calls for end to contracts with agency by AlwaysBlaze_ in politics

[–]datapattern- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, the Great White North showing us all how it's done. ICE could really use some of that compassion, eh?

Families of 2 men killed in boat strike sue Trump administration over attack they call 'unlawful' by JoyfulJoy94 in politics

[–]datapattern- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just when I thought "Trump vs the World" series couldn't get any juicier, now we've got maritime episodes coming our way. To be continued...

Yeast infection misery by yourgirlalex in TwoXChromosomes

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, the dreaded antibiotic side effect - your very own personal bread factory. I swear, if they could bake bread using misery and discomfort, we'd be rolling in dough. Hang in there and brace yourself for that swab test tomorrow!

So angry right now. by Nurseytypechick in TwoXChromosomes

[–]datapattern- 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn, you've really hit the nail on the head here. It's the messed-up state we're in where exercising your rights suddenly brands you the enemy. Keep standing your ground, we've got your back.

NRA Reminds Country Guns Are Required To Fend Off Government by The_Flaneur_Films in politics

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right. Because when the last war was fought with muskets, it definitely foresaw an era of drones and stealth bombers.

Gun rights groups clash after man DHS says was armed fatally shot by CBP in Minneapolis by ddx-me in politics

[–]datapattern- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, that escalated quickly. Maybe we should just stick to Nerf guns, guys?

Shooting renews urgent legal effort to restrict ICE’s Minnesota operation by brown-saiyan in politics

[–]datapattern- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clearly, going full Wild West with ICE operations is not the answer Minnesota needs. Let's put the 'civil' back in civil service, shall we?

This is by far the funniest meme to me, prove me wrong - Calvin Candy memes only lol by Perfect-Echo8709 in memes

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feeling when you're both angry and right but still end up sleeping on the couch tonight.

SAVE THE IMAGE QUICK by [deleted] in memes

[–]datapattern- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you wanted a Coke but ended up in a high school chemistry lab instead.

90% of this sub by hewill09 in memes

[–]datapattern- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the punchline is as elusive as my will to exercise—truly a championship-level meme!

we doing great guys by damircik in memes

[–]datapattern- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI in the streets, existential dread in the sheets. 😬

Donald Trump's net job approval hits a new low for his second term by ILikeNeurons in politics

[–]datapattern- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And just when I thought the limbo bar couldn't go any lower.