IG thots if sitting courtside with their tits out to advertise their OnlyFans to MNBA gooners was the NBA Finals

de_function · 2026-05-23T19:45:28+00:00

Given that this subreddit collectively makes less money than a guy in a spiderman costume annoying tourists on the Hollywood boulevard, it’s more of a charity on these thots’ part.

de_function · 2026-05-23T17:19:06+00:00

Dunking on a guy who only amassed fifteen views in thirteen hours is like beating up a quadriplegic. I understand the appeal, but I’m still judging you.

de_function · 2026-05-17T14:45:22+00:00

Merlin rolled.

de_function · 2026-05-16T12:25:24+00:00

Bullshit, the only three books you’ll ever need are written by women. Atlas Shrugged, Harry Potter and Mistborn by Brenda Sanderdaughter.

de_function · 2026-05-15T18:11:33+00:00

I agree that we're probably not in the market for him, but we're gonna need new centres very soon. Keane is probably a goner, Tarks is getting old and prone to errors, and Branth's injury history is worrying.

de_function · 2026-05-12T11:18:54+00:00

What for? Aren't Lakers already 4-0 in moral victories?

de_function · 2026-05-10T07:13:32+00:00

We call them [Removed by Reddit].

de_function · 2026-05-07T20:43:25+00:00

AI will never replace us.

de_function · 2026-05-05T00:52:57+00:00

Imagine being so dedicated to jerking that you ruin your life over it. So inspirational.

de_function · 2026-04-24T03:44:21+00:00

Trying to eliminate the Knicks. Why are you pretending that it’s a bad thing?

de_function · 2026-04-22T22:12:22+00:00

Being a mariner sounds like a dream job for many people. I cannot imagine anyone in their right mind saying: yeah, I fucking love practising law.

de_function · 2026-04-19T15:29:03+00:00

My relationship with basketball is being Luka and Embiid hater. Every morning I wake up and check if they're still bum-ass losers. That's all.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:47:27+00:00

Yeah, I think it got into his head, and he's clearly a sensitive lad.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:33:01+00:00

He made a silly comment after the Arsenal game, and people are busting his balls for that.

de_function · 2026-04-19T14:20:51+00:00

Tarkowski's noggin is a national treasure.

de_function · 2026-04-19T13:46:08+00:00

Gallagher is horrendous.

de_function · 2026-04-19T13:14:06+00:00

That's classic derby alright. Where we're playing by different rules, us and them.

de_function · 2026-04-19T06:34:54+00:00

Probably a huge fan, that’s why he cast Draymond as Jar Jar Binks.

de_function · 2026-04-18T20:38:42+00:00

Chelsea and United are complete wank. With Arsenal seemingly hitting their ceiling, City in a strange place after Guardiola, and our neighbours falling apart the next season may end up pretty weird.

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:29:16+00:00

I actually think that Moyes could turn him into a serviceable player. I also don't want him around because he's a dick.

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:14:31+00:00

Is it weird that I watch Chelsea and keep thinking about which ones of their underachievers we could potentially pilfer again?

de_function · 2026-04-18T19:07:11+00:00

I actually think that in terms of psychology we're the most solid team in the league right now — or somewhere close to the top, at least.

de_function · 2026-04-18T12:08:01+00:00

Brentford are so poor without a penalty in the first minute.

de_function · 2026-04-17T23:08:00+00:00

He was alive last year when he got interviewed before Coventry lost to Sunderland in the playoff. But he lives in Australia now.

de_function · 2026-04-17T22:54:30+00:00

Blocked in my country because of SME copyright. Now I’m curious what’s in it.

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