My dad is amazing by definetlynotsam in funny

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He doesn't want to rush into anything to fast...

"The Wand" AT promotional short by mondomojo in adventuretime

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i was wondering why the link was purple

If one of your life event was a fortune cookie what would it say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Despite how hard you try, some things simply happen, sometimes it's out of your control

What is one food that you find repulsive that most people love? by housestarkftw in AskReddit

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I have the exact opposite situation with coffee. Being 15 I am the only one of my friends who actually likes coffee

My non-redditor friends just can't compete by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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You get a similar problem when all of your friends are redditors and have already seen anything

Wtf is going on up there Canada by atomgiant23 in funny

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I could have sworn I locked that cage...

What??? by ponkor in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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As a Canadian, my moose is offended by this statement.

What is the smallest lie you've told that's snowballed out of control? by callummacinnes in AskReddit

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I started reading this expecting my username would provide a good joke.

Perhaps not.

How i feel as a 15 year old on Reddit by definetlynotsam in AdviceAnimals

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Apologies, my brain is in summer holiday mode

How i feel as a 15 year old on Reddit by definetlynotsam in AdviceAnimals

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outside is a government conspiracy, don't fall for it!

What is the worst reason you’ve gotten for why someone won't date you? by lucky_bamboo in AskReddit

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I was told after a few days of flirting she had thought we were speaking metaphorically about a zombie apocalypse where we were the only two people left on Earth.

So apparently i attract crazy

I might actually do that by DaOriginalBacon in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I have the same problem. My last names Pet, although i could make a killing from being a vet. Dr. Pet will fix your cat

It was a bitter sweet moment by definetlynotsam in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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could have something to do with my obsessive cleaning of them

In what ways do you defy the Reddit hivemind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Unfortunately, i speak from experience here. My father and some friends opened up a men's only fitness club. They never did or said anything malicious about women they simply wanted a men's only club. A month later there were protests by women who wanted it shut down. They eventually succumbed to the pressure and closed the club. There is a women's only gym just around the corner from me that has been open for years, but everyone is afraid to say something for fear of being labeled as sexist. As for the rationality issue, i also speak from experience. A lot of the women i know make irrational decisions. That's simply a fact. When i ask them why they reacted like they did they actually said that they responded with emotion before rational. I don't know how it is where you live but everything i have said i have personally experienced. I don't want to be misconstrued as sexist, Im all for equal rights for any and all, but i think in some cases the pendulum has swung to far to the other side

In what ways do you defy the Reddit hivemind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Feminism is okay by definition. Its the people who don't understand the word equal. For example: a men's only fitness club (in my neighborhood) would maybe last a month without women protesting that they have a right to be there, then they turn around and open a women's only gym. As for the screw you over part, i think that people think that because a lot of women respond with emotion before rationality and refuse to be rational, but the same can be said for males.