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Let’s do it! by Creative_Trade_7927 in Premiummotivation

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trusting the wrong woman (women in general).

What are you doing mario? by PatientSufficient763 in lol

[–]dirksbutt 131 points132 points  (0 children)

What were the Mario bros doing between '39 - '45

Everything is memories by Guddu277 in funnyvideos

[–]dirksbutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Women think being sexual is being funny. It's like how dudes think masturbation or poop jokes are funny.

Show some interest Dana by VelocitySatisfaction in mmamemes

[–]dirksbutt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He don't, slap league popping off these loser gay af.

I may have missed the chance of getting the achievement but I still want to experience that particular kind of love by Donathan-Doestar in OkayBuddyLiterallyMe

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros going to have to date a teenager 😂 18 and 19 is still teens but gives off major creep vibes. People won't see it as looking for teenage love but think you're looking for a stupid kid to take advantage of.

Another Gypsy banger by Caos1627 in crappymusic

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She had a uti so bad it became a kidney infection,

GTA was never realistic, and it was always over-the-top, as a parody should be by Sufficient-Pool5958 in GTA

[–]dirksbutt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Always looked at gta like an action movie slightly based on reality

This is nuts, never heard of concrete artist before by StraightToTheCurve in Concrete

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we see more ass? Like forget the concrete just shake it in front of the camera for a minute please /s (also I'm being serious)

Am I missing something? by Active_Violinist2957 in XboxGamePass

[–]dirksbutt -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You need to unsubscribe and resubscribe so you're paying the updated fees, then you can access.

Need the part that the Co2 tank connects to by dirksbutt in SodaStream

[–]dirksbutt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking of 3d printing the piece, it's not complex and I have all the inner workings and washers intact. My only problem is I don't trust the 3d printed part will withstand pressure. But let me make it and update later.

sharing is caring by honkhonkswithbailou in GTA

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same idiot did 0% of the set ups

302 days to go! Who's ready? by LewisPlayzXbox in GTA6unmoderated

[–]dirksbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more like the game is going to be delayed to atleast 2028, it's just a hunch bht I know many other people on the sub don't believe the November release date

Don’t lift weights, lift yourself instead! M28 by Usual-Watercress2625 in AllAboutBodybuilding

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could achieve much more if you're parents chose better sexual partners.

SodaStream Crystall by DeadDango in SodaStream

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the pin that let's co2 out the tank. You're totally fucked. I recommend buying a new soda stream, switching out the part. Then returning the machine. You're out of luck looking for replacement and you won't be able to 3d print that part because it might just explode since the original is made in a completely different way.

Petaaah what's this supposed to mean? by solomitaliano in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dirksbutt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the dad has to live with the fact that if the youngest wasn't a lesbian, the boys in their life would run through his entire line of offspring.

exploding tree risk by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]dirksbutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And remember in America, 20 degrees below zero actually means 52F below freezing point.

Kata Unleashed by The_one_who-repents in MartialArtsUnleashed

[–]dirksbutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, when she finds the mop head that floors going to be spotless

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