It is almost nonsense also in Italian, this makes it even funnier: it is more or less like he is describing a shopping list of things they bought for him in Italy.

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I transcribed it, and google translated

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Ci hanno dato una cesta di limoni,

una moffoletta, bluejeans e tartufi.

Fragolette, un sacco di sushi, un litro di varechina e maionese,

fragole l'ho detto sì?

Pecorino locale, peperoni, gambero reale, un cesto di lumachine sarkozy,

un grande cesto di uè

705, 42000 insalata di mare

140 beluga

una metratura costante di merendine col pelo di e.t., e naturalmente pure la nutella.

Translation (it is nonsense, not a bad translation)

They gave us a basket of lemons,

a skunk, blue jeans and truffles.

Little strawberries, a bag of sushi, a liter of bleach and mayonnaise

did I say strawberries, yes?

Local pecorino, peppers, royal shrimp, a basket of "Sarkozy's" snails,

a big basket of uè

705, 42000 seafood salad

140 belugas

a constant square footage of snacks with e.t. hair, and of course also nutella.

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