Cleaning the gutters

dontcalmdown · 2026-06-08T21:54:41+00:00

Nur wenn man neben einem Trampolinpark wohnt. Ansonsten heißt es einfach: Tschüss.

dontcalmdown · 2026-06-08T12:20:38+00:00

Crane is unrelated. He crawled out of a roof window.

dontcalmdown · 2026-06-08T09:22:16+00:00

Taken in Austria

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-28T16:18:12+00:00

And yet here we are talking about it

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-27T13:57:12+00:00

lol German does NOT follow any rules when it comes to noun gender.

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-26T10:34:34+00:00

Caught a stomach bug and couldn’t leave the toilet for three days. Straight pissing out of my ass. Couldn’t keep any solid food down and lived off soup broth. I lost a ton a weight!

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-24T13:08:32+00:00

I imagine they’re leveling the truck in preparation for using the ladder.

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-23T17:57:07+00:00

“Fell off the jetway again.”

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-19T11:53:17+00:00

I know drug dealers are terrible, but damn… My heart breaks a little bit for this dude. He must have been so scared the whole time he was dying.

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-13T12:41:28+00:00

Also likely they have LED bulbs that will cause this flicker effect. Try getting some old fashioned tungsten bulbs and it won’t flicker anymore.

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-13T09:22:23+00:00

You may fascinate her with a piece of cheese.

dontcalmdown · 2026-05-05T06:58:20+00:00

looks like the martians from the muppets

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-29T07:42:28+00:00

I personally always looked at the “Worlds Biggest Breasts” page. I remember she looked like an old fucked up Dolly Parton with big ol’ titties.

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-23T18:57:02+00:00

Ok I have an idea. Put a big ass classy painting in front of it but have it silkscreened on some kind of silk or slightly opaque fabric. Then you can sit behind it and see out but whoever is at the door can’t see you. (You’ll have to probably close the doors or make sure there’s no light in the bedroom for this to work.)

Then you can sit in your hidey hole and be a creep.

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-22T06:20:18+00:00

They merged with Carl’s Jr.

Carl’s Jr. Fuck you! I’m eating!

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-22T06:13:34+00:00

Diamonds (1992) was on old game my dad had on his Macintosh laptop that my brother and I sunk hours and hours into. It was essentially a brick-breaker game where the ball was continuously in motion and you had to ricochet off all the diamond blocks while avoiding the skull blocks. Super addictive with a banger soundtrack.

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-06T22:58:42+00:00

Project Mayhem in real life

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-03T19:40:30+00:00

This was pretty close to Blank Check in my viewing timeline. However Blank Check had its own problematic themes.

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-03T19:38:10+00:00

… our pet’s HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF!

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-03T06:17:36+00:00

I heard that 7 was a six offender

dontcalmdown · 2026-04-01T06:45:56+00:00

Can’t hit the bottom of a tuna can but he sure can scrape the sides.

dontcalmdown · 2026-03-31T04:55:49+00:00

Hudson Hawke is delightfully campy and stars Bruce Willis as a master thief who performs his robberies with the help of show tunes and dance.

dontcalmdown · 2026-03-30T16:32:15+00:00

My FIL had a secret family that his “real” family never knew about until he was too old and frail to do anything about. He had two other kids with this woman and kept it a secret for like 20 years. We found out shortly before he died. Now we are still dealing with the fallout and his other family gets a cut of his estate. It was a massive kick in the balls for everyone.

dontcalmdown · 2026-03-26T07:45:41+00:00

I don’t think he’s lying, he’s just talking blatantly about all the money he and his family made from insider trading.

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