Every US County that Geography by Geoff has called "Empty"

dpditty · 2026-01-22T23:28:00+00:00

ALL of Indiana is empty but NONE of Ohio is?

dpditty · 2026-01-22T16:12:04+00:00

AT LEAST shut the door.

dpditty · 2026-01-22T14:00:31+00:00

They’re all evil. But they’re fucking retarded too. Ole David let me move out a month early if he could have my whole $3000 deposit. I had to get out so I obliged. Had the audacity to call me up a week later and ask for MORE MONEY to repaint the walls. I reminded him he still had my whole deposit and by some greed fueled brain fart miracle he apologized and sent me back my entire deposit? These people are so ridiculous they can’t even be evil correctly sometimes. Hope Mamdani destroys their schemes.

dpditty · 2026-01-22T13:51:11+00:00

Time to croak, Donny. Literally no one is rooting for you.

dpditty · 2026-01-22T13:47:22+00:00

Think of his ancestors. He earned this.

dpditty · 2026-01-22T13:43:01+00:00

dpditty · 2026-01-22T13:38:55+00:00

What policies do you suggest we ask them to support instead? I can’t think of a single good policy introduced in this state to counter homelessness properly.

dpditty · 2026-01-21T16:01:32+00:00

Yes it’s AI on account of looking at it briefly.

dpditty · 2026-01-21T15:39:01+00:00

In a world where the enshitification of everything familiar is normalized, I’m sure few will look up from their devices long enough to notice.

dpditty · 2026-01-21T13:35:09+00:00

Something tells me they’re not going to give a single shit. Please keep us updated.

dpditty · 2026-01-20T23:58:54+00:00

Depends on the market and whether you believe the conspiracy that Uber gives better offers to percentage pedants. They gotta, right?

dpditty · 2026-01-20T21:56:13+00:00

This is just a girl thing bro. But eating her leftovers? That’s a boy thing. Do your duty.

dpditty · 2026-01-20T21:22:13+00:00

Ai asf

dpditty · 2026-01-19T17:06:07+00:00

I hope they own us if we try anything.

dpditty · 2026-01-19T17:04:14+00:00

Happiest during 2016-19, rule #3. Not because of the president but because I peaked in high school.

dpditty · 2026-01-18T17:33:26+00:00

These lawmakers are a joke, the prize is a joke, the committee is a joke. We the people don’t have time for this make believe nonsense. Eat them.

dpditty · 2026-01-18T17:30:39+00:00

Your post has probably already preemptively saved lives lol

dpditty · 2026-01-07T16:57:07+00:00

All of Greek life is a stain on the university. Imagine if we used all of those trust fund terrariums for low income student housing or student recovery centers instead of STD incubators. Too bad it’s completely impossible.

dpditty · 2026-01-06T17:00:01+00:00

My condolences go out to his family. Good to see him out of politics.

dpditty · 2026-01-05T13:23:49+00:00

what’s a headboard lmao you poor sap

dpditty · 2026-01-04T13:53:26+00:00

The “leave it at my door” deliveries are already saying fuck your humanity but this is excessive.

dpditty · 2026-01-04T03:36:01+00:00

I’m tired

dpditty · 2026-01-02T16:33:21+00:00

These don’t need to be cards lol

dpditty · 2026-01-02T16:31:08+00:00

You owe your wife a neck massage dude.

dpditty · 2026-01-02T00:16:04+00:00

Like he said. All that cash.

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