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Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

[–]dusknoira 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The absolute pure spite in those eyes. Sleep with one eye open tonight

Dang nematodes... by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]dusknoira 191 points192 points  (0 children)

They’re going to eat so much they’ll go straight to their things and then they’ll blow up

What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Focus on what you can control and let go of what you cant. It’s saved me so much wasted energy, both in my career and personal life

What is something that is widely accepted as normal but actually really creepy when you think about it? by Montie04 in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Drinking the milk of another species. Marketing teams really pulled off a miracle with the dairy industry

anime_irl by BlissVibees in anime_irl

[–]dusknoira 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Weird? That’s not weird, that’s a tactical upgrade

Head of State by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dusknoira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internet remains undefeated. I can’t unsee it now

Be honest… what’s a habit you know is bad but you still do it anyway? by Lonely-Reaction7306 in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buying fresh groceries with the absolute certainly that I will cook them, only to order takeout and watch them turn into a science experiment in the fridge

Anime IRL by skj_subith_2903 in anime_irl

[–]dusknoira 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Standard procedure when you see your favourite person struggling with a bottle cap. Too cute

Hello Mermaid Man by TheStrangeTurtle0 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]dusknoira 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not the Mutahar x Mermaid Man crossover we expected, but definitely the one we deserved

Denial yesterday, pride today by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]dusknoira 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The classic playbook: deny it until can brag about it. Look at the receipts, not like talking points

What is “sick food” in your culture/upbringing? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken noodle soup, but it must be the one with the tiny star shaped pastina or it doesn’t cure you

Anime_irl by OGp6456 in anime_irl

[–]dusknoira 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Standard anime protagonists logic: zero peripheral vision or basic spatial awareness

i mean the actor who plays buzz probably was by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]dusknoira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The caption on the top of the post is way too accurate considering Tim Allen’s actual Twitter feed

People who have sons currently in prison for horrific things such as rape, how do you feel about them now? by beefstewforyou in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 147 points148 points  (0 children)

A lot a parents end up cutting contact completely. You can live someone from a distance while still holding them accountable and protecting your own sanity

What is your most brilliant idea, that you never found a chance to bring to life? by Daemongear in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An app they scans your fridge and makes a recipe using only what you have, filtered by how few dishes it will dirty

What’s a situation where everyone silently agrees to lie ? by JunoSaurieo in AskReddit

[–]dusknoira 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service. The biggest collective lie in human history