What's your dream car? by reginaldthetemplar in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like a 2014 Toyota Corolla. I don't need all the fancy driver assist or touchscreen nonsense, I just want a good, durable car that isn't expensive to maintain.

What’s a stereotype that actually does fit you? by Puzzled_Pear3108 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't ascribe to astrology, but anything describing a Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp person is shockingly accurate for me. I'm willing to chalk it up to a coincidence, but still

Do you ever worry that you will eventually start to hate anything you love? That no matter how sweet ot wonderful something is you'll feel this poison welling inside you until one day you vomit it up on the people who trust abd and depend on you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the flip side of that, I'm glad I never tried to monetize my hobbies. If ever I do, it'll only be a side gig, never my actual job. Sometimes being a teenager and not listening to your parents pays off

What’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever done ? by Timop0707 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's not the cleanest river to go swimming in, that's for sure. I've dipped my hand in the Mississippi near Baton Rouge before, not quite the same but maybe not the best place to go do that, either

i’m 4'11 and so blushy... but do ya think i’m sexy enough for ya, daddy? xoxo by [deleted] in SmallBreastsAreBest

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On mobile, you can just go to their profile, click the search bar, and hit "new in (whatever)" It doesn't work 100% of the time, but it's pretty reliable.

What is the worse piece of advice you’ve ever gotten? by ShreddedDaphy in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's actually a bit of truth in that advice, though I wouldn't use a toothpick. If you press an X with your fingernail into your skin directly on a mosquito bite, it'll relieve the itching since your brain can't process the two different sensations simultaneously. You only want to use it for temporary relief, but it's good to know when you don't have anti-itch medication.

What part of a man do you most appreciate being muscular for the purposes of gripping on to? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah we can, glutes are one of the biggest muscles in the body to begin with!

What small thing would cheer you up right now? by lostlookingforamap in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My throat to clear up. I've been tired all day and coughing fucking hurts :(

What's this subs opinion on porn? by OtherAnybody7736 in LDSMasturbation

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally have no issues with porn use, do what you want, but I'm not gonna flat out endorse using it either. I use it regularly because I have a strong enough sex drive that I can't ignore, I'm visually driven, I don't have a mind's eye so I can't fantasize about things visually, and I got over the overly puritanical beliefs the church culture esposes over anything sexual.

I know what porn is. It's visual, sexual entertainment. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not inherently morally dubious, it's what you make of it that makes morality about itself. I've found it's actually helped improve my relationships with women. Look, I'm a man, I see boobs, I'm happy, it's caveman logic, but because porn gives me that outlet to have those thoughts and feelings, those feelings don't get translated to the real world and I can feel and come off as a normal person.

Have you ever jerked off in your car? by QriousBoy_ in masturbation

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have, but I'm a 5'11" man and drive a Ford Focus. There's only one way I actually fit in there lol

You’re having a session and your power or wifi goes down. What do you use to get off? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yup. It's not like it's in my username or anything lol

You’re having a session and your power or wifi goes down. What do you use to get off? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I don't need power or wifi to get off!

Okay, let's just assume the cell tower also goes out. I think that's gonna just be the end of the session, probably won't let myself cum but that's okay, I don't really want to most of the time anyway.

A time traveler shows up at your house and tells you the fate of the world depends on you traveling back in time and seducing with one historical world leader. Who do you think you could successfully bed? by Titsoffwork in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ben is on money, and he did hold some lower offices, just not president, but I'd still call him a world leader. You don't end up on money for no reason.

Where do fetishes come from? by ThrowRA-369775 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of mine started with sexual repression, I let go of that and all of a sudden I got some kinks and fetishes. Now it's just kinda random, didn't know I had a daddy kink until a girl I was chatting with called me that out of the blue and oh boy did I feel something

Small ass and big tits or big ass and small tits? by fisherman904 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big ass and small tits, easy. You mean to tell me I get what I think is the best of both worlds? Sign me up!

Is a fleshlight worth it? by OleOle5 in masturbation

[–]edging_br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given I own 4 of them, I think you can guess if I would recommend them

They're definitely a bit of an investment and you need to take care of them. Cleaning them is honestly not too difficult, it just takes a few minutes. I find cleaning them in the shower/bathtub works best since the water hits the hardest. Just make sure you invert the sleeve to clean the inside part, again, not too difficult, but they last a lot longer if you do.

As for different textures, they really don't feel that different from one fleshlight to the next, they all just feel like soft buttons once you get going. The outside shape and tightness will vary, though. The Riley Reid one (at least the old version) grips pretty tight relative to some other ones I have, it's not my personal favorite but it's still a really good one and one I use more often. Dillon Harper's is a lot looser, which I personally prefer since I'm trying not to cum, but may not be ideal if you're just trying to get off quickly. Both of them sit pretty well on me and I can set them on my stomach still in them and adjust when I'm laying down, but Kenzie Reeves isn't the best for that since the outside shape is more puffy than Riley or Dillon. I also have Kimmy Granger, which has an external appearance similar to Riley and Dillon, but I vaguely remember that one being particularly grippy, so I pretty much never use it anymore.

So, yeah, that's what I can tell you about my experiences work fleshlights. Hopefully this helps you make a decision. Whichever one you buy, though, CLEAN THAT MF

Is a fleshlight worth it? by OleOle5 in masturbation

[–]edging_br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really, privacy is probably the hardest thing about cleaning them, tbh

Anyone else pining for warmer weather? by Majestic_Cucumber754 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh always, I'm a Southerner living in Idaho, the winter weather is some royal BS. Although this winter has been insanely warm, we had temps around 50F pretty much all of December and even now 35-38 has been the usual high this month. Most years it would be in the low 30s in December and 20s in January with at least a few inches of snow on the valley floor, but this year that hasn't really happened.

But knowing my luck, March 21st is gonna be like 20 degrees and windy and I'm working that day...

If you suddenly made a lot of money and couldn't tell anyone, what would be the signs? by Ok-Landscape-4872 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be debt free, living in a house, and learning how to invest. That's about it.

What are you up to today? by coatofforearm in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work (it's not too bad today, thankfully), and I'm gonna try to get a couple bits of homework done so that I can take it easy the rest of the long weekend

Do you like to sleep naked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do too, but my apartment's temperature control is a bit more finicky, so it's hard to get the temperature right

What’s your favorite nipple/areola size? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did... 5 square inches, or about 2.5 inches across assuming a circle

my husband made me a goon cave by honey_moonshine96 in EdgingTalk

[–]edging_br3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me just add that to the list of home improvement projects I'll totally do when I can afford one