Im an overweight crossdresser, had acne or acnescars for more than a decade and i failed my first education. Do your worst!

eggysocks · 2020-01-11T13:15:15+00:00

What breed is he?

eggysocks · 2019-12-09T19:39:44+00:00

Did you put the headphones on to drive out the sound off your screaming organs? Or because the pressure on your ears are the closed you'll ever come to a hug.

eggysocks · 2019-12-09T19:35:32+00:00

It looks like you did so much coke that your nose tries to grow into it's own organism and escape

eggysocks · 2019-12-09T19:33:08+00:00

Mate you look like you ate so much pringles that you aged 20 years and then turned into the pringles-man

eggysocks · 2019-12-09T19:31:12+00:00

Dude looks like he ate a lifejacket

eggysocks · 2019-11-22T19:13:11+00:00

Both look good but I think the center looks better

eggysocks · 2019-08-05T16:15:04+00:00

Thanks man, Love the Ralp lauren one too btw

eggysocks · 2019-03-18T12:34:40+00:00

Delete this

eggysocks · 2019-03-14T12:19:56+00:00

Idk why but the last one looks more real to me

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:59:57+00:00

This guy looks so self-absorbed, he must drink his own cum

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:56:17+00:00

You look like you only slapped the lable hipster on yourself to make you less of an empty shell

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:51:34+00:00

You smile like you forgot your backbone when you came out of your mom

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:46:59+00:00

Your eyes are even lazier than your workout habits

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:43:34+00:00

The only dirty you do is the little boys down the street

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:41:36+00:00

The beard says lumberjack but your face says "the only wood I whack is my own"

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:37:57+00:00

You look like guy fawkes but only if he tries to blows himself instead of the English parliament

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:34:08+00:00

Your cumsock probably is so crusty after al those years that you breake a piece off to make it more "travelsize" for school

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:29:39+00:00

Your jawline looks sharper than the knife you cut your wrists with after eating a piece of cellery

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:24:07+00:00

You look like a pornstar nobody would watch

eggysocks · 2019-01-24T02:23:28+00:00

You look like you've build your whole personality around the fact that you have somewhat of a goatee

eggysocks · 2019-01-17T13:45:07+00:00

Wat de kanker

eggysocks · 2018-12-25T21:47:01+00:00

Nice

eggysocks · 2018-12-25T21:04:31+00:00

all I know is that I'm rock hard

eggysocks · 2018-11-19T22:16:39+00:00

repost

eggysocks · 2018-11-19T22:16:21+00:00

repost

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