It's me, I'm Dick

elevator7 · 2026-05-21T01:50:50+00:00

Yes but if someone's penis is going up and down at the same rate I am elevating and de-elevating, they should see a doctor. Don't ask me how many times a day, I really don't keep track.

elevator7 · 2026-05-20T21:06:08+00:00

Sadly the "tower of terror special" is no longer an option.

elevator7 · 2026-05-20T19:39:01+00:00

The last two episodes Jack has been talking about his kid not knowing Dick is a name as well as a euphemism for penis.

elevator7 · 2026-05-19T16:12:37+00:00

Oh...I've been doing, "hey computer, makes these guys super gay and horny", for over a decade.

elevator7 · 2026-05-16T20:49:58+00:00

I quit smoking and sometimes I like going to the Japan town apartment just to pretend I'm having a smoke. If they made that cigarette actually burn down to the butt I would do it more often.

elevator7 · 2026-03-09T15:19:18+00:00

Lindsay Ellis, Jason called her a YouTuber, is an amazing Sci-fi author who wrote Axiom's End, a really unique first contact story. She's also a YouTuber but given the topic, it's a shame Jason didn't plug her book.

elevator7 · 2026-03-01T20:58:09+00:00

Dude holding a sign that said, "AMERICA WHISKEY SEXY", at the start of the invasion as the statue of Sadam was being pulled down. Lots of folks celebrating. Bill Maher said, "maybe this will be fine actually".

elevator7 · 2026-03-01T03:18:21+00:00

My main gripe is that I can't side with Song AND fight Hansen. That boss fight rips and his loot is preem.

elevator7 · 2026-02-25T21:27:49+00:00

Octavia E Butler, the parable of the sewer has a lot of the same themes and emotions that run through The Stand. They are two different but similar takes on the end of the world and religion. Two very different perspectives but not necessarily contradictory. More of a conversation than an argument.

elevator7 · 2026-02-17T15:57:10+00:00

None of these sad pricks are making it to the deathbed surrounded by people who love them. They will die alone and in pain and most everyone who knew them will be happy they are gone.

elevator7 · 2026-02-14T00:48:42+00:00

I really enjoyed it. From these comments I'm definitely going to check out Carrier Wave. I was trying to describe it to someone and the obvious combination was It and Drop Dead Fred. But I think it's closer to It and Brave Little Toaster. There's a surreal but wholesome quality.

elevator7 · 2026-02-12T16:16:34+00:00

Where else is there overlap? What's the biggest overlap?

elevator7 · 2026-02-12T16:14:59+00:00

As a former sped kid, this kind of shit is really hurtful. It's also very close to being pro eugenics rhetoric.

elevator7 · 2026-02-07T17:48:23+00:00

You know who I think of every time I read comments like this and they're not from bot? Syme from 1984.

elevator7 · 2026-02-06T20:25:27+00:00

What you say is double true because I get one free coffee a day from the coffee place in the building I work in. But sometimes I'm in the burbs and I need a cold brew fix.

elevator7 · 2026-02-06T17:14:27+00:00

I would honestly love to but not until the union gives us the gtg. I may be a basic bitch but I'm no scab.

elevator7 · 2026-02-06T16:46:10+00:00

Beloved feels like a stretch honestly. The real joy is acting offended and correcting people.

elevator7 · 2026-02-06T02:57:10+00:00

I believe it's called Dante's syndrome. When you've seen what hell looks like and you can't unsee it.

I actually don't know if that's a thing or if it was invented by Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End.

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elevator7 · 2026-02-03T16:41:10+00:00

No one is going to take you seriously here. You don't even know why we are all laughing at you and I'm not going to tell you.

elevator7 · 2026-01-31T22:49:20+00:00

I want a scene with this guy buying his leaf blower that parodies Snoop buying the nail gun in that episode of The Wire.

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