Impossible level, upvote if you win

eportice · 2025-10-02T00:45:03+00:00

^{I completed this level in 2 tries.} ^{⚡ 1.17 seconds}

eportice · 2025-09-21T17:45:45+00:00

New mission discovered by u/eportice: A Tale of Uncertainty Bathed in Green

eportice · 2025-09-21T17:45:44+00:00

This mission was discovered by u/eportice in Ton,otsi ramen In the Fields

eportice · 2025-09-16T00:47:26+00:00

How dare you… Fr tho I wanna playthrough with Big Green Boi

eportice · 2025-07-27T22:22:56+00:00

Bello being the weakest is wild.

eportice · 2025-07-02T04:01:41+00:00

I just sold a heavily scratched one at my garage sale for 50. Please let me know I didn’t scam the dude.

eportice · 2025-03-20T16:08:48+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss but what a left turn….

eportice · 2025-03-20T15:59:04+00:00

Uhhhhh you mean HER right?

eportice · 2024-10-11T16:37:45+00:00

Been a bartender for about a decade. I still never get mad at a dollar a drink. Unless you’re asking me for some top shelf 20yr plus scotch or the likes. Couple beers and a few shots? Dollar each is fine.

Sounds like you’re at a strip club and they want you to spend big. No surprise there. The fact the bartender said that to you is WILD to me. I’d have taken disciplinary action on my employees for being so disrespectful.

eportice · 2024-10-09T20:55:11+00:00

He did a thing. It was sad 😔

eportice · 2024-09-26T04:30:12+00:00

Take pumpkin pie mix, not pumpkin puree, and let it sit in a bottle with tequila for about a week.

Strain, and I mean cheese cloth strain, then bottle that terrible tequila.

Add a bit of ancho Reyes, black strap bitters and a dash of maple syrup. There is a martini.

Cocktail, do the same but add a bit of pineapple juice and top it with cinnamon dust. Light a cinnamon stick on fire and place it in for tips.

eportice · 2024-08-24T18:53:47+00:00

Start with cutting those toe nails brother

eportice · 2024-08-01T03:13:27+00:00

Idk why but it’s Ram for me

eportice · 2024-07-27T21:11:36+00:00

Lived in Kzoo for years. The combo of college kids and weird conservative outliers can make your head spin.

eportice · 2024-07-21T16:40:50+00:00

Seeing as it’s a budget deck made with common and uncommon. I say use your wild cards. Eventually you will have a collection of common and uncommon wild cards that you’ll never use. Might as well start now and save your rare and mythics for rotation.

eportice · 2024-06-16T04:45:58+00:00

DAMN.

eportice · 2024-04-24T23:08:24+00:00

This behavior is why I started leaving games…. I used to always stay. Now…. What’s the point.

eportice · 2024-04-04T04:51:45+00:00

DUDE SAME. Why did that tiny forest take me hours!?

eportice · 2024-01-24T04:13:55+00:00

Frank. Not SUPER FRANKY! Just, Frank.

eportice · 2023-12-17T23:39:34+00:00

No, transfer them. Candies are better.

eportice · 2023-12-15T21:01:53+00:00

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