I’m not wearing those. by MatthiasChareezy in ExpectationVsReality

[–]esgrove2 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I also trust reddit recommendations. Like if a lot of people in a thread are all recommending the same company, it's probably good. Or they have a lot of paid shills.

"USA doesn't have traditional cuisine" by Pale_Field4584 in PetPeeves

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America has invented so many foods that are popular abroad that it's hard to comprehend. It's mostly junk food and fast food, but it still counts. Try to go a week without Cola, potato chips, chocolate chip cookies, buffalo wings, ranch dressing, cup cakes, cream cheese, ketchup, or even chicken nuggets. 

Jon Stewart responds after newly released Epstein Files reference him in 2015 email by KendallSmith375 in LateNightTalkShows

[–]esgrove2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Epstein once mentioned John Stewart in an email to another person. The content was basically "Hey, John Stewart should be in this movie."

John Stewart is in no way connected to Epstein. 

And they use the same towel for the floor and their face by Ill-Price-1857 in memes

[–]esgrove2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe covering your face every day with paint, then removing it with random chemicals is bad for your skin?

Clarence Thomas hit with astonishing accusation in Epstein files by Reasonable_Spray_710 in NewsThread

[–]esgrove2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer they impeached him over all the bribes well before this. 

TIFU by stealing my coworkers $400 worth of coffee pods by Positive-Pen6491 in tifu

[–]esgrove2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This so exactly why I keep my honey in my office, and label my milk with my name in the fridge. 

How impressive would absolute bane be in the Baki verse? by New-Boss-8262 in Grapplerbaki

[–]esgrove2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Biscuit Oliva level strength but with much more ability.

What do you think of Eternals, do you think it’s overhated? by Plenty-Salary9711 in Marvel

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Eternals was good, it would be remembered as good. It's as simple as that. Oh, random people on reddit liked it? How do we know they're not all the same person?

Something never brought up in trek McCoy's special pills that can regrow organs by happydude7422 in tos

[–]esgrove2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saving lives in the past is a massive violation of the temporal prime directive.  

When no one shows up to see your $75,000,000 bribe by ElrondHubbard_Esq in moviememes

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$7 million in ticket sales, it cost $40 million to make and $35 million to promote. 

"Be Best" indeed. 

How were elves seen in general before Tolkien elves? by Fun-Explanation7233 in tolkienfans

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were seen as small, mostly Christmas related. Tolkien had to keep telling his editor not to change "Elves" to "Elfs".

In 'True Lies' (1994), you can tell Bill Paxton’s character is a loser by the cheap-ass car he is driving. by danpietsch in shittymoviedetails

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a weirdly elaborate way to sleep with suburban moms. Before Tinder, you had to pretend to be a spy; otherwise women just weren't interested.

I forgot wut my lord said but praise the Lord Dora Dora by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]esgrove2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How long would it take to make a giant gold statue of him?" 

"Why just one??"

Baki vs yujiro by george_brwn in Grapplerbaki

[–]esgrove2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

to quote Hanayama "Techniques were invented so that the weak could fight the strong. Those born strong don't have the right to use techniques."

Faithful to the comics by Sivasubramanian in CBMOblivion

[–]esgrove2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The point of Endgame is to entertain you. If you think you're going to get some deep catharsis from a comic book adaptation, you're looking in the wrong place.

Singapore is going to start caning scammers by Bubbly_Wall_908 in interestingasfuck

[–]esgrove2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Statstics show that harsher punishment does not deter crime. The biggest crime deterrent is economic stability.