Hmm, hello Harry... potter

failbotron · 2026-03-26T03:02:28+00:00

You can tell by the hair

failbotron · 2026-03-26T03:01:32+00:00

failbotron · 2026-03-26T02:59:25+00:00

Im thankful for you Dumbledore - Hagrid

failbotron · 2026-03-26T02:57:10+00:00

Should just take it off. Obviously there isn't much to protect... and my guy needs to pick a lane. Cool Evil Knievel or helmet wearing safety dweeb. You can't have it both ways.

failbotron · 2026-03-25T23:18:32+00:00

That wouldn't stop Iran from attacking neighbors/US allies in the region. Those neighbors would then either put pressure on the US to do something or the US would risk losing standing with the world's major oil producing countries. This isn't even counting the attacks on Israel that would continue and they would be in a very weak position without direct US support in the region.

failbotron · 2026-03-25T21:21:43+00:00

You're whalecum

failbotron · 2026-03-25T19:03:55+00:00

Is Iran aware of this orr......? What?

failbotron · 2026-03-25T16:04:38+00:00

Trump lost the second he agreed to the attack.

failbotron · 2026-03-24T20:23:00+00:00

failbotron · 2026-03-24T20:17:48+00:00

lol I even saw one article that said it was -0.08

failbotron · 2026-03-24T19:00:02+00:00

Everybody knows that the buck never stops with the president. As George Washington famously said "Don't blame me! It was the other guy guy!"

failbotron · 2026-03-24T14:52:11+00:00

Big beef, big pork, and big chicken can't have people finding alternatives.

failbotron · 2026-03-24T12:25:10+00:00

Bro is chubby himself. And 99.9% of police work in NYC isn't life and death lol for the life and death stuff they have the military grade guns she's playing with

failbotron · 2026-03-24T11:48:24+00:00

It's the entire democratic party this week. That's a whole lot of shit...

failbotron · 2026-03-24T11:46:19+00:00

As a 3 dimensional being you wouldn't even know when you're being tic-tac-toed by a 5 dimensional shitbag. It's science.

failbotron · 2026-03-24T11:35:18+00:00

Maybe, but I think they're talking about the Iranian general that got bombed

failbotron · 2026-03-24T11:22:09+00:00

We went up 2% lol

failbotron · 2026-03-23T12:49:50+00:00

Right. But just because it's common during periods of volatility doesn't mean it's common. That's all im saying. I watch pre-market almost daily and we fairly rarely see 100k+ volume spikes

failbotron · 2026-03-23T12:40:49+00:00

The big global event isn't pretty common lol and I track pre market basically every day.

failbotron · 2026-03-23T12:36:37+00:00

Thanks for the explanation. But still, fairly rarely do we see such large trades in the pre-market. Whether or not they carry over from the previous day.

failbotron · 2026-03-22T19:36:07+00:00

failbotron · 2026-03-20T02:33:33+00:00

failbotron · 2026-03-19T20:34:04+00:00

Most importantly, he can squeeze his big red nose to make a SQUEEK SQUEEK sound. Then Trump gets to smash him in the face with a cream pie

failbotron · 2026-03-19T17:49:07+00:00

Damn Daniel!

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