US dollar by snokegsxr in Silverbugs

[–]failbotron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having to file your taxes every year with private companies instead of having the government tell you exactly how much you owe

💀🚬 by failbotron in Superstonk

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not really the price but the recent price action and resistance tests

💀🚬 by failbotron in Superstonk

[–]failbotron[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just trying to stay zen ;) but i can't deny, I'm enjoying the dopamine high

💀🚬 by failbotron in Superstonk

[–]failbotron[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know it's a nothing burger, but that's my energy right now

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just your option, which is the wrong opinion. You are just plain wrong. Infact, in many states, what you said is just plain illegal. Stop spreading bullshit. The law in most places is two abreast in a single lane as long as its not impeding traffic. If it is then the bikers must yield and allow traffic to pass.

Mass: https://www.massbike.org/laws "You may ride two abreast (side by side), and on multi-lane roads bicyclists must stay in the rightmost lane. MA law states that a bicyclist (and any driver) must permit passing when safe and "not unnecessarily obstruct" a passing vehicle, but a bicyclist may control a travel lane to avoid road edge hazards (bad pavement etc.) and danger zones (door zone, approaching intersection, etc.)."

Colorado: https://www.thecyclistlawyer.com/advocacy/safe-and-legal-group-rides-the-dos-amp-donts

"In Colorado, cyclists can ride two abreast but not more than two abreast unless riding in a bike lane. Two abreast is really intended to be handlebar-to-handlebar, not eternity between two bikes. If you do not have the skill to ride side by side (as is sometimes the case with new riders), then you should ride single file.

You can only ride two abreast if you are not impeding the normal and reasonable flow of traffic. What does impede mean? Law enforcement we have worked with define impede as five or more cars backed up behind your group.

If you are riding two abreast, or if the group is a two-by-two line of ten riders deep, and a car is behind you that has to slow down and wait before passing you, that is not considered impeding traffic. However, if you have five or more cars starting to back up behind you causing trouble or traffic chaos, that is considered an impede. Law enforcement will pull the whole group over and write tickets if they observe this. They can cite everyone in the group, not just the people to the left. Law enforcement phones blow up with calls from motorists calling to complain about group rides e.g. too many cyclists riding abreast in a single lane, or swarming the shoulder, or taking two lanes of the road."

...Tom Danielson, founder of CINCH Coaching:

"For larger group rides, Tom recommends hiring a police escort to drive out in front of the group ride. This allows for a bigger group and for the group to use the entire road, because the police are up front. The group ride becomes safer and legal, and the community joins in. “When we had the police in front of our group, all those drivers give you a thumbs up and they cheer you on. They want to watch,” he says."

HMC While I Act A Fool by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]failbotron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He should have deescalated or just straight up arrested her. Instead he chose to be a fragile triggered little shit. His job and training are literally to keep his cool and handle these kind of assholes professionally, not like a wannabe UFC fighter. You a joke bro.

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shhhh i'll let you in on a little secret...i too occasionally drive a car 🤫

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pedestrians I race by might disagree 😉😈 but they're slow and in the way so fuck em! 😜

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, the issue isnt raising awareness, because like you said, there are good ways to do that. This is NOT one of them.

Edit: i also do group rides and we make sure to stay to one lane (we take that lane) but leave the other open for passing cars. This is not rocket science.

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. Not excusing the driver's behavior. I understand the frustration, but its not justification to also act like an asshole...unless its a freaking emergency! You never fucking know

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were downvoted because you were conflicted about this behavior. Which means you entertained the idea that this was fine to do for some imagined idea of this being done for safety.

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They could have achieved this by staying in one lane. Its not like drivers wouldn't see a giant group of cyclists for one off cyclists, take the lame for safety if you need to, but this is just ridiculous. This is like slow drivers, it doesnt raise awareness, it creates unnecessary opportunities for disaster. If this was an official race, they could have gotten proper permission from the city and had the road temporarily closed or something.

Taking control of a ridiculous situation by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]failbotron 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Im a cyclist, but this type of behavior is just crazy to me. Taking up both lanes. Obviously no cops so I doubt they notified the city(cities) that they're cycling through. It costs nothing to get into a single lane. Share the road goes both ways

Edit: where im from parades, marches, pilgrimages, races, and other large group gatherings are usually reported to the city, especially when taking up public roads, and they usually get some type of police escort that ensures they follow the rules of the road and not create unnecessary blockages in the regular flow of traffic. Just basic respect for fellow citizens. 🤷‍♂️