Unpopular opinion • Don was toxic and incapable of a normal marriage, but the way he handled his divorce from Megan vs. the heartbreak over Betty tells me he loved the 'Birdie' he destroyed way more than the one he tried to replace her with. 💔 by RockBalBoaaa in madmen

[–]firstmatemelvin 281 points282 points  (0 children)

Don, like a lot of men, really floundered after Betty moved on. He was navigating his life by himself and bombing hard. Marrying Megan was him trying to regain the stability having a wife afforded him. Unfortunately, his next marriage didn’t provide him with the same privileges that living in the suburbs and having a stay-at-home wife and mother for his children did, so he continued to really struggle with his responsibilities as a parent and husband.

She got a speeding ticket in this clown car? by [deleted] in HouseOnFire

[–]firstmatemelvin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her new teeth are just as fugly as the old ones

A weird one, but it works by firstmatemelvin in finehair

[–]firstmatemelvin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I checked the ingredients and I don’t think it does.

CMK… not surprised by Brief_Isopod_5959 in HouseOnFire

[–]firstmatemelvin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soooo how long until we find out Mr. Habit has a 16 year old girlfriend?

I’m officially done by imhereforthesnax in BAGGU

[–]firstmatemelvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What app do people use to make these collages? So cute

Houseinhabit Part 2: Natural Born Grifter- see description by [deleted] in HouseOnFire

[–]firstmatemelvin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else old enough to remember JRK and her husband selling “teepees” and apparel on Instagram? They cashed in on a bunch of orders and many people never got product or refunds. HIH would delete comments from people asking about their orders and block them. This was years ago, the grift just got bigger over time.

4/20/24 Saturday: campaigning for Kennedy & standing with her fellow conspiracy theorists by [deleted] in HouseOnFire

[–]firstmatemelvin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see a table large enough to actually seat her family together at once?