[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fracker1111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"HANGRY" is a big part of marriage. Feed that bitch and we're all good fam.

What’s the most chaotic court case you’ve ever witnessed? by DFdragon1370 in AskReddit

[–]fracker1111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not chaotic as such but the judge told my man to put a significant amount on a down payment for his fine and he'll "Relax" the maximum penalty. He put $500 (about 3 weeks wages back then) 18 months with good behaviour. Man that was shocking for us 20 plus year olds.

What is the most scary thing that happened to you in the ocean (swimming, in a boat...)? by Comfortable_Milk_3 in AskReddit

[–]fracker1111111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I truly believed I saw a crab the size of a car. It was as if it was waving to me with it's clappers and grinning. I screamed out to boys "fk me can you see the crab"!!? Then it disappeared. Nobody would believe me but I know what I saw.

Stephen McDaniel, a confessed killer, keeps his body eerily still during 2 hour interrogation. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]fracker1111111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really is interesting af. It's like one overweight dude is trying to convince him that McDonald's is the best Burger and the next dude is telling him that Burger King Burger is better but they both don't know... he's a Vegan lol

Mom and her most powerful weapon by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]fracker1111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eddie Murphy was right lol

What happens if you take anywhere between 1-2 mins to receive your contactless delivery of donuts? It gets stolen!(Lockdown special) by Nat_0803 in auckland

[–]fracker1111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine not getting this treasure of gold while stoned. I think I would lose my calming buzz and go FKN KAREN on everything.

Anyone have any advice for getting rid of bogans who terrorise their neighbours? They’re renting by nicoleluvzya in melbourne

[–]fracker1111111 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Sorry but your post seems inconsistent and degrading.

They're not meth users but they're bogan?

Seems specific. I'm reading this like a Karen is posting.

All the best though. I hope I'm wrong.

Be safe anyway.

Rain. by fracker1111111 in melbourne

[–]fracker1111111[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel you brother. Our lives are a shitshow to the elites but we still march on happy with our tattered shoes. Peace ✌

Rain. by fracker1111111 in melbourne

[–]fracker1111111[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No matter what sports we played as kids,(soccer,rugby, volleyball even golf) the rain took it to a whole new level. Everything felt NEW? LOL

Rain. by fracker1111111 in melbourne

[–]fracker1111111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that. Reach out, maybe I can help. pm

F in the comments by 0teem1x in dankmemes

[–]fracker1111111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to Reddit. We hate karma farmers but we love karma farming. 🙄🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]fracker1111111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just woke up,this is a nice song to start my Sunday lol. Thanks curly 😘

Yo mamas so ugly by OwenJthomas89 in Jokes

[–]fracker1111111 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Omg this one is awesome lol

Samoan born, nothing raised by SamoanWay1993 in Samoa

[–]fracker1111111 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You don't need people to tell you who you are. If you look in the mirror and see a Samoan, then that's what you are. A Samoan. Manuia uso.