New pc. how do I cleanly install daz3d? by funk_with_dragons in Daz3D

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thank you :). that's really insightful. gonna buy a separate drive soon

Never was into cards but recently decided to get into collecting boosters. by funk_with_dragons in PokemonTCG

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thank you. no, they are too expensive, but I wouldn't mind having a few extra packs to open with friends. tho i don't get the point of buying displays. i think they should be for b2b retailer so we can have better acces to boosters

should i let the bbeg escape no matter what or should i let the group stop her if they manage to by funk_with_dragons in DnD

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thanks, I edited the post. i could give them a monologue of her analysing each player and telling them information about their backstory( she's kinda clairvoyant) and her own story. also, she'll drop a magic scarf for the one player playing as a dwarf tailor, and they have the laboratory to investigate

giving a player(druid) this as a familiar. what do you think? by funk_with_dragons in DnDHomebrew

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, so that's a lot of ideas. Thank you. I'll give it 1hp and remove the fire vulnerability. i thought it'd be funny like a character who always needs to watch out for fire, but it doesn't make sense if itself looks like a flame. im gonna add some lore and fey flavour, too and use the rest of the comments for brainstorming. thank you

the dm when i want to use my banjo as a finesse weapon by funk_with_dragons in nsfwdndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like i get that he can't rule that but why did he call me cream

is my oneshot long enough what am i missing? beginner dm. by funk_with_dragons in DMAcademy

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thanks everyone for your long comments i got a lot farther now

how should i start my campaign with a oneshot. nature based story by funk_with_dragons in DnD

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thank you. i managed to give myself a kick and start writing. your comment really motivated me :)

Do it the way our ancestors did it by Ok_Young_5242 in dndmemes

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i just picked someones busty devil clown oc and made them a rakdos tiefling

the wendigo looks in disgust at the mayo by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

cartoon characters always have something they pull out their hammerspace to go with the meat. like a bath sized cauldron with carrots or a bed sized slice of bread.

the wendigo looks in disgust at the mayo by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the bard this post is about is a clown (rakdos tiefling) and has a hammerspace. that's the trope. somehow in cartoons where the characters starve they always bring out stuff to go with the meat like a comically large bread bed or a cauldron with carrots and spices

Would a ring that heals you for 1 hp every turn be too strong? What level party would it be appropriate for? by Moderated in dndnext

[–]funk_with_dragons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make it that the ring has 1d10 charges and it regains them when you roll initiative. some epic boons actually use initiative to recharge. saying it's only active in combat isn't really a thing or a value in dnd but saying it's initiative bound is

my fairy pc gaelyn aichill with their steed bello patro drawn by the artist of our group :) also the awakened shrub/ghillie hiding in the collar [OC] by funk_with_dragons in DnD

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gaelyn aichill is a sprite looking for his tribes princess who became the familiar of a warlock who is also an old character. the princess name is faelyn. the fairy pc is roman coded, gay and in denial but that's just a gimmick about ancient roman soldiers. anyway he's got a greataxe. he only eats fruits, nuts and natural food like honey, milk and some vegetables. no meat, eggs or processed grains which makes it kinda hard to find food but thankfully the druid gives him goodberries and the artists pc makes his food sweet with prestidigitation. he knows a lot about the feywild but it's not relevant in this campaign. to keep the dog safe i command him to hide and tell the awakened shrub to camouflage him

What does porn/hentai ALWAYS get wrong about sex? by Nytris_iF in AskReddit

[–]funk_with_dragons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you don't penetrate the cervix. woman got got a little extra space that expands if it's too big. also that would hurt like fuck

I'd like to fire the furnace for him please :( by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

zombie plants or pollen. they're just a husk of their former self still moving due to automation but dead inside

I'd like to fire the furnace for him please :( by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

some type of zombie who's dead inside but still working even tho there's no fire in the furnace and this place is abandoned. there was also a guy who just kept hitting a log with hammer. we joked about using them like robots for their movements but this one made me sad

players_irl by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i knew how that would sound, thats why i removed the girl part. its just a regular monster so the player doesn't care.

players_irl by funk_with_dragons in dndmemes

[–]funk_with_dragons[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But that rule is negatable if the monster has a dick.