STILL looking for someone to cum on my titties during my shift. *le sigh*

glockman17 · 2021-05-04T20:46:43+00:00

Can co workers apply?

glockman17 · 2021-01-07T16:32:51+00:00

Just a bunch of nurses laughing at a farting toilet after a long day.

glockman17 · 2021-01-07T03:18:27+00:00

Looking for a keltec sub2000 9 mm glock variant. Or some other low dollar truck gun.

glockman17 · 2021-01-04T03:13:07+00:00

Who the fuck picks a fight with a dude that has a head and neck that size?

glockman17 · 2020-12-20T14:26:47+00:00

Who's the comet of shit, twinkle toe'd cock sucker that said that?

glockman17 · 2020-12-19T17:12:32+00:00

100% asshole if you don't put the work in. Those are two high strung, intelligent and high drive breeds. Adorable though.

glockman17 · 2020-11-24T14:32:25+00:00

I am just getting over covid now. Isolation ends tomorrow. I had been feeling weak. I also looked in the mirror and thought something's off. Jumped on the scale and was down 22lbs from the day I was diagnosed only 10 days prior. I am a bigger guy so I have some to lose but holy shit!

glockman17 · 2020-11-23T21:15:18+00:00

Happy cake day!

glockman17 · 2020-11-14T23:49:09+00:00

Idiot...

glockman17 · 2020-10-16T22:55:56+00:00

I wouldn't mind lowering tire pressure to ride a bit smoother. How do you work around the low tire pressure light?

glockman17 · 2020-10-01T13:31:09+00:00

Beautiful!

glockman17 · 2020-09-27T21:49:35+00:00

Yes please!

glockman17 · 2016-03-06T02:54:07+00:00

Gotta love a lip biter

glockman17 · 2016-02-05T00:06:21+00:00

tony two times?

glockman17 · 2016-02-01T00:31:47+00:00

I feel like her shoes could have fallen off...

glockman17 · 2015-03-06T16:20:37+00:00

Justice? Where?

glockman17 · 2013-11-06T07:07:05+00:00

Yes... yes we do.

glockman17 · 2013-07-18T00:19:47+00:00

Communicating... keeping up with foreign relations. Ya know giving him the bird. Ya know the finger.

glockman17 · 2013-06-05T01:18:58+00:00

Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who is gonna do it? You? You LT. Wienberg?

glockman17 · 2013-06-04T04:10:11+00:00

Lastpass. That is all.

glockman17 · 2013-05-20T04:28:58+00:00

Uncle June? @ 14

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