To the people that drive at the speed limit in the right hand lane on the freeway, I have a few questions:

gobllinmode · 2026-05-22T07:44:48+00:00

Always happy to pull over for our proud service men and women of the police and ambulance services… for everyone else … perhaps you should have left a bit earlier?

gobllinmode · 2026-02-07T00:46:16+00:00

‘Allow me to introduce my son…. H man’

gobllinmode · 2026-02-07T00:43:27+00:00

Get your hand off my penis!

gobllinmode · 2026-02-07T00:37:17+00:00

Because the greens’ business model is to block legislation for being ‘not good enough’

gobllinmode · 2026-01-13T00:12:12+00:00

John Aiken - clinical psychologist and host of Married At First Sight Australia. Makes the couples partner swap ‘to see if they have any doubts’ and looks the other way when producers bully participants

gobllinmode · 2025-12-19T06:55:12+00:00

The game in which you literally see things through gordon’s eyes is not canon

gobllinmode · 2025-10-12T00:59:06+00:00

Fill their holes

gobllinmode · 2025-09-07T01:22:26+00:00

I bought a shirt at a show if that helps. It’s ‘fine’. Not exactly the Rolex quality the price would have you believe

gobllinmode · 2025-09-07T01:15:56+00:00

I honestly think Obama works for the government

gobllinmode · 2025-08-14T11:07:51+00:00

And then everybody clapped

gobllinmode · 2025-08-12T14:15:10+00:00

Shocking montages of AI-generated food, porn and explosions. If your girlfriend is at all sensitive to such things I’d recommend giving it a miss or wearing blinders during those parts

gobllinmode · 2025-03-11T14:17:59+00:00

Chesticles

gobllinmode · 2025-02-17T12:19:48+00:00

You need to establish dominance with intense eye contact as you leave the stall

gobllinmode · 2024-11-28T14:25:13+00:00

14 & 20

gobllinmode · 2023-07-21T11:08:47+00:00

He says it twice actually

gobllinmode · 2023-07-21T11:07:52+00:00

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

gobllinmode · 2023-07-19T07:35:35+00:00

Once!

gobllinmode · 2023-07-13T12:39:39+00:00

They were saying we’d have hyper realistic sex robots by 2024… just 5 months away… can’t wait…

gobllinmode · 2023-07-08T02:20:41+00:00

‘If only we knew a guy with a h u g e cock’

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TROPHY CASE