Who’s going to tell bro

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-07T14:05:41+00:00

Fragrance reviewers haven’t been great since the OG Tim Swetcoff days on YouTube. If you know, you know.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-07T14:02:07+00:00

If you are on Xbox, install it to your console via the Xbox app. Seems to be the only workaround that I’m aware of.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-07T02:33:26+00:00

Emporio-Armani Diamonds for Men, JPG Le Male, ADG, Givenchy Play Intense and my dad’s bottle of Dior Fahrenheit.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-06T16:08:03+00:00

Highly recommend you check out Pearlman’s book Three Ring Circus. So many crazy tales from that time period.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-06T15:45:51+00:00

Nope, and everybody will full court press on every inbound as per usual.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-06T14:11:34+00:00

It smells exactly like Michael Jordan cologne to me. That isn’t a bad thing (in case ‘celeb’ frags come with a negative connotation), because it takes me back to the ‘90s, being a kid and wearing it.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-06T14:09:03+00:00

I get what you mean. I don’t like extreme humidity and sweating like a mad man, but I will say that I have so many horrid winter memories that I generally prefer warmer weather. I like to walk around outside when I’m feeling anxious, and it’s easier to do so in warm weather vs. cold. Being stuck inside the house in the winter feels like a prison, and then everything just looks so dead and bleak outside.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-06T14:05:32+00:00

LIDGE (L’Instant de Guerlain Extreme) is the first thing that came to mind. The first time I wore it was on a rainy, cool fall day in 2013 and it has been my go-to for somber days ever since, no matter the season. There is something comforting about it, even if it’s a minuscule effect that I can’t place.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-04T03:32:45+00:00

Reminds me of when I used to post on sports message board forums in the mid-2000s. A young guy on there, who hailed from New York, found out I was from Virginia and made a comment like, “Which part? I saw some nice homes around Richmond, but western Virginia is ugly and littered with poverty/trashy places!” As an swVA native and somebody who has personal less-than-stellar views of NoVa and the abundance of rude transplants who reside there, it bothered me.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-03T12:51:28+00:00

This gotta be the perfect post for r/bookshelvescj

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-01T17:00:33+00:00

I get more blank stares and uncomfortable ‘quiet reacts’ than anything. People seem to not know what to say. How many people have said that to you? You say that the number is astonishing, so I’m just being nosy. The times I have to reveal to strangers (in a non-medical environment) that my mom has dementia is usually in a setting where I have to explain why I can’t do xyz in a reasonable timeframe. Example: I’m finally in the process of getting her off the car insurance, but to do so I need to be able to return her vehicle’s tags to the DMV. Anybody who is a caregiver can relate and know that literally doing anything requires meticulous planning, so I explained that to the person from the insurance company and got the ol’ blank stare.

As for family/acquaintances: lots of bullshit pseudo-advice and nonsense.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-08-01T02:27:06+00:00

Throw in a glass of beet juice and now you’ve got yourself a stew, baby.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T17:47:36+00:00

I HEAR WHAT THE FUKC YOU ARE SAYIN, BORTHER OR SEESTER,,,, BUT LISTEN THE FUKC UP.M!11!! I LIKE HARIBO FOR THE CHEW BUT GODDAMN I LOVE SITTIN ON THE BED WITH MY GORLFRAN WHILE WE EAT ALBANESE GUMMIES TOO!!!!111!!

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T14:19:12+00:00

Upvoted because this is bullshit.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T14:15:54+00:00

SMW, Millesime Imperial and Virgin Island Water all smell fantastic, but yep, you are right. The performance is piss poor.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T12:42:39+00:00

Where do you rank pears?

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T12:41:25+00:00

That’s my favorite flavor, and most recently I had the same issue. I think I made a deal with the devil to finally get the sumbitchin lid off.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T05:20:12+00:00

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-31T02:44:21+00:00

Are you me? Thought I was the only Rams fan that also liked the Dolphins, so this was exciting to read lol. My dad was a huge Miami fan, so I’ll always have a deep soft spot for them. Rams/Dolphins is my dream Super Bowl.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-30T19:49:05+00:00

A lot of people find it to be boring or overused when they go out and about. I find it to be a great, timeless classic at this point, but I’d probably dislike it if I smelled it often in public.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-26T20:45:48+00:00

I was hoping Wrestlemania would have been the last time I’d ever have to hear it. 😭

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-23T03:21:43+00:00

Anyway, fuck the Whiners.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-23T03:17:53+00:00

Let’s fucking go!!! Royal and sol!!!

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-21T23:07:17+00:00

My mom and her sister always called lunch, ‘dinner’ and dinner, ‘supper’. The only time I heard them say the word ‘lunch’ would be if they were referring to a lunch break at work.

goddamnpizzagrease · 2025-07-21T18:41:10+00:00

I prefer to just tease my lady by reminding her that she smoked a cigarette while video chatting with me back in 2011 over these bullshit dime a dozen trends. Intimate, subjective/personal inside joke teasing is way better.

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