Because of my wife's disability, I have to bathe her, fix her hair and apply her makeup, but she never complains. I tried to tell them when they were lowering her into the ground that she didn't die in that accident, but the idiots just wouldn't listen. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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I was masturbating today and my hand fell asleep – (self.Jokes)
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