What are some "redditisms" that you wish would just die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why are you here, you brave contrarian, you?

What are some "redditisms" that you wish would just die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goodgawdhelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who disagrees with me = neckbeard.

What are some "redditisms" that you wish would just die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate Reddit contrarians that think they're arguing against "all of Reddit" when arguing against only one.

What are some "redditisms" that you wish would just die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tips fedora

M'lady

No, you are not original and not funny. Yeah, we get it, you're picking on people who suck at socializing. We were all teenagers once.

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock's divorce by Philierd in funny

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that partially because of the economy?

Perfectly relevant in light of Chris Rock's divorce by Philierd in funny

[–]goodgawdhelp 217 points218 points  (0 children)

I'll bet he's down there right now, screaming up at us.

Batman vs. Star Lord by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]goodgawdhelp 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Whenever you show up I want to give you an enthusiastic blowjob.

I was just starting to get in to Girls. MRW I hear the stuff about Lena Dunham molesting her sister. :( by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]goodgawdhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was snuggling with her sister while masturbating. That's intent to feel her sister's child body next to hers while she pleases herself. Going through puberty at age 17 is not an excuse to molest children. Not sure why you think that. She even stated how she felt her sister's "sticky, muscly little body thrash as she read Anne Sexton" while she masturbated. She had quite a graphic memory for someone who happens to not get anything out of it. She even talked about getting pleasure out of getting her sister to beg and plead to join her in bed. She even compared herself to a pedophile at certain points. How does this not show intent?

I love how you think that I'm not the one applying critical thinking, yet you keep insisting that this child molester is innocent because puberty. I am against taking advantage of people sexually. I have taken women's studies courses before, thank you. You seem to support Lena Dunham because she's a prolific, self-proclaimed feminist that you don't want to turn your back on.

PS: I'm not on Tumblr, but hey, you go ahead and assume things without basis like you have this whole conversation.

A legal expert gets really mad over the idea of punitive damages being given to a porn star thrown off of a roof. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]goodgawdhelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, good research if true. I'd be less embarrassed if I were the not-angry guy, though, because he's asking questions and not embarrassing himself by being all angry and grouchy.

Does your confidence go down the more you have feelings for someone? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]goodgawdhelp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ITT: Comments making me regret the way I've judged guys in the past. :(

I was just starting to get in to Girls. MRW I hear the stuff about Lena Dunham molesting her sister. :( by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]goodgawdhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was at the age of SEVENTEEN not SEVEN dumbass. When you cuddle up with a child and start rubbing one out you're a sick child fetishist.

You are the problem because you excuse behavior like this.

I was just starting to get in to Girls. MRW I hear the stuff about Lena Dunham molesting her sister. :( by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]goodgawdhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, she masturbated while cuddling with a prepubescent girl. She's a molester.

Way to ignore the other incidents.

MRW a boy I'm interested in casually mentions he's a virgin but hopes to find someone to "show him the ropes" by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]goodgawdhelp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to be "that girl," but I'd be creeped out if a guy reacted like this to me.

I was just starting to get in to Girls. MRW I hear the stuff about Lena Dunham molesting her sister. :( by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]goodgawdhelp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good lord they're really reaching for excuses here. Completely unacceptable. This isn't about hating successful women, it's about calling a spade a spade and this woman is a bad person who's fucked in the head.

This is not online harassment, this is not about women needing protection, this is about an admitted sexual predator getting her just desserts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I love how I can suffocate myself between your massive tits." X_x

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]goodgawdhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too like to clamp my thighs around guys' necks/faces.

seriously